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Funniest Musical Jokes

Funny Musical Jokes
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Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

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Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.

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9/10 people. Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

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Accordion to a recent survey... ...replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.

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Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.

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Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

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Have you ever seen Puns: The Musical? If not, you really should. It's a great play on words.

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I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words.

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I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!

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Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words.

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Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming.

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What is an Alzheimer patient's favorite musical group? The Who?

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Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words

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What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

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What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes? An algorithm

(Credit to my girlfriend)

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The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given. That'll cause riots.

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Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words...

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What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor

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What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.

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I live in a musical house, Actually it’s A Flat.

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Nowadays there's too many musical instruments It seems today, that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.

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I started writing a musical about puns It's going to be a play on words.

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I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer

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What do you call a musical puppy? A subwoofer

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What are the most musical letters of the alphabet? P and O

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I told my therapist about my compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances. She said, “That’s disconcerting.”

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What is the most musical part of a humans body? The Eardrum

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Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte.

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I was reading this survey the other day And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected

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What do you call a bunch of musical condoms? A rubber band

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Why was the musical R-rated? Because there was lots of Sax and Violins.

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What's an emo's favorite musical instrument? The forearm violin.

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What do you call ten whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra 😊

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Watching this weird High School Musical sequel on Netflix Zac Efron becomes a serial killer.

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What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.

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Did you hear about the musical about a dictionary? It's a play on words.

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I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.

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What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish? A bass drum.

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What's the song they sing at the end of vegan High School Musical? Bacon-free.

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Women marrying old me is a lot like musical chairs. The last one to sit on it wins.

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I wouldn't hit someone with a musical instrument because.. .. I dont resort to violins

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Did you hear the name of the new Michael Jackson musical? Kiddy Fiddler on the Roof.

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What is Jared Fogle's favorite musical key? F Minor

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What is an ocean-excavator’s favorite musical note? C minor

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What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated? “Lame Is”

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There’s been a musical written about France’s World Cup Performance The main song is “Don’t cry 4-3 Argentina”

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You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.

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What is a jew's favorite musical artist? Post Shalom

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What do you call a school musical about the dictionary? A play on words.

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What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses? Rubber bands

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What do you call a musical gnome that cares a lot about its appearance? A metrognome

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What's a Bostonian's favorite musical? Wicked.

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What does a musical dog do? he bach

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What do you call a group of musical whales? An Orca-stra

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What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan? The frute.

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You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company? Haulin' Oats

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My girlfriend joined broadway for Dictionary! A Musical It was a play on words.

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WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND! Against theft of musical equipment

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My friend asked me why did I choose Harmonica as my musical instrument I said "I suck half the time so I decided why not"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments? Stump the Band

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I died and was reincarnated... Into a musical composer!

I'm Bach now.

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If Robbie Rotten's "We are number one" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?

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What was the last musical of the ugly duckling called? The swan song.

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Modern economy vs the Titanic Both heading in the same direction, but the game of musical chairs was more fun on the Titanic

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I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!

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What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock

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