Musical Jokes

Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.

9/10 people. Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Accordion to a recent survey... ...replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.

Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.

Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Have you ever seen Puns: The Musical? If not, you really should. It's a great play on words.

I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words.

I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!

Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words.

Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming.

What is an Alzheimer patient's favorite musical group? The Who?

Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words

What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes? An algorithm

(Credit to my girlfriend)

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given. That'll cause riots.

Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words...

What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor

What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.

I live in a musical house, Actually it’s A Flat.

Nowadays there's too many musical instruments It seems today, that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.

I started writing a musical about puns It's going to be a play on words.

I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer

What do you call a musical puppy? A subwoofer

What are the most musical letters of the alphabet? P and O

I told my therapist about my compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances. She said, “That’s disconcerting.”

What is the most musical part of a humans body? The Eardrum

Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte.

I was reading this survey the other day And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected

What do you call a bunch of musical condoms? A rubber band

Why was the musical R-rated? Because there was lots of Sax and Violins.

What's an emo's favorite musical instrument? The forearm violin.

What do you call ten whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra 😊

Watching this weird High School Musical sequel on Netflix Zac Efron becomes a serial killer.

What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.

Did you hear about the musical about a dictionary? It's a play on words.

I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.

What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish? A bass drum.