Hilarious Native Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Native Jokes

Why don't Native Americans like snow? It's white and settles on their land

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Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people

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For all you non-native English speakers out there... "Read" is pronounced like "lead", while "read" is pronounced like "lead".

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I killed four people by looking them yesterday. Edit: Sorry, sawing. English is not my native language.

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Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.

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I was viewing a house being sold by a native american i asked him if it came with running water,

He said 'no, get your own wife'

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.

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Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.

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Land O Lakes Have you guys seen the new Land O Lakes butter packaging? They removed the Native American girl from their labels to be more politically correct.

Now that’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen; remove the Indian and keep the land.

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What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native? An artificial swedener

Badum tss.

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Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!

Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!

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Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people

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As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.

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The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, "usually in HD" was not the answer she was looking for

P.S sorry english not my native language

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I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations.

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A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt. As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: “Buffalo come.”

The chief asks “How can you tell?”

The man replies “Sticky ear.”

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Why were Native Americans here first? They had reservations.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land.

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Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.

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Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land.

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Do you know why native Americans hate snow?..... Because it's white and on their land.

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Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain.

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A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"

The hunter asked "How can you tell"

The guide replied "Ear sticky"

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What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP

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Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee

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Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee.

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Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.

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What is it called when you're having second thoughts about booking a room at a Native American casino? A reservation reservation reservation.

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What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing Native Americans.

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US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don’t believe me ask any Native American.

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My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist... I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and it's on our land!

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What did the Native American say when Donald Trump promised to give their land back? "I have my reservations"

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New Native Jokes

What thing that native america and current america have to deal with? Disease

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How did the Pioneers inadvertently infect Native Americans? In their COVID wagons.

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A student, who is not a native English speaker was buying He was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of laundry soap, so he asked the store clerk,
"Can't I wait until I get home to open it?"

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Man walks in to a restaurant with his family. He goes to speak to the waiter. Man: Hello we have a reservation. Waiter: That's good for the native Americans.

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What do you call a quadriplegic native? Red Fourman

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People really don’t make too many Native American jokes anymore That’s probably because people don’t want to give up their reservation.

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Did you hear about the Native American who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea pee

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The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.

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We all know about mohawks, but what was the most popular facial hair style for native Americans? A pachy beard

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What is a Native American's favorite food and travel show? No Reservations

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I was at the park watching two Native Americans smoke ciggaretts for a few hours together. That was one long conversation.

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What do a homeless Native American and a hotel with no business have in common? No reservations.

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Only picture of my grandfather shows he is either Native American or Mexican. To figure it out I was told to go the woods. If I start hunting, he’s Native American. If I start landscaping, he’s Mexican.

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The native american boy asked his father why... His brother was named dancing cloud.
it because when he was conceived a cloud danced by, said the father. Do you understand now, broken rubber?

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Why are native Americans such good strippers? Every time they dance they make it rain.

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What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation? **TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....

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Why were Native Americans the first ones here? They all had reservations.

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Why are Native Americans the best people to take with you to a strip club? They can literally make it rain.

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My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is... I replied, "where Native Americans live."

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If you were to second-guess your decision to book time to visit a Native American community... ... that would be a reservation reservation reservation

-Brian Regan

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What type of Native American would Nikki Minaj be? Arapaho

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White girls be like. 40% Irish, 10% Native American, 5% Scottish,
20% French, 23% German and 2% Whole Milk.

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How can you tell Native Americans were here first? They had reservations

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What do you call a Native American culinary assistant? A Sioux Chef

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A buffalo hunter hired a Native American guide One day while they were hunting the guide stopped, put his head to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo Come".

The hunter asked "How can you tell?"

The guide replied, "Ear sticky".

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I was going to take my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant on a Native American reservation... But I have reservations about making reservations on reservations

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Why were the Native Americans here first? They had reservations

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How do French women hold their liquor? By the ears.

Works best if you are a native English speaker.

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Did you hear about the Native American with a habit of ripping things up? They left a trail of tears

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Did you hear about the Native American with facial hair? He had Apache Beard.

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What do you call several hundred Native Americans without nipples? The Indian Nippleless 500

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What do you call a promiscuous Native American? Nava-ho

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Why I don't date Native American girls Too many reservations.

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Is is hard to impersonate an African man native to Thailand? I just really want to get into one of those black Thai events.

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do you know why it's a good idea for Native guys to join the military? cause they almost always get to stay in the reserves.

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An Italian man was having trouble growing his beard. So he did some research and found out he was native American.

So now when asked about his beard he says
"Eh.. It's just apache"

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Did you hear about the orgy at the Native American reservation? It was in tents.

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Why does the Native American always get the nicest table at a restaurant He was there first

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What do you call a native american who's balding? A patchy.

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This Native American guy claimed I was insensitive to his culture, saying I've never walked a mile in their shoes. I asked What are you going to do? Sioux me?

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I don't know why guys call the hair between their belly button and genitals their happy trail. I call mine the trail of tears, because the end only offers disappointment.
Also because countless Native American women and children died there.

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Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning "bad hunter".

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A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."

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Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land.

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Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain.

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