Hilarious No Arms And No Legs Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest No Arms And No Legs Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call them, they’re still not going to come

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, laying in front of a door? Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don’t know. He hasn’t opened his presents yet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch? Matt

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Whaddaya call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to water ski? Skip.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names

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What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms and no legs? Anything you want.

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What do you call a Baby with no arms and no legs.... A Monster

(from my 3 year old!)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hammered into the ground, again? Repost.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

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Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.

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What do you call twin boys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall? Art.

What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 30 tentacles? Senpai.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex

(made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves? Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing around in a pile of leaves? Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.

(Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a clothes line? Aaron

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that's trying to swim? bob

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What do you name a boy with no arms and no legs? Matt

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What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs hanging above your window? Curt n’ Rod

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting outside your front door? Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.

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Bob has no arms and no legs. Knock knock. It's probably not Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, laying at your doorstep? Matt

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New No Arms And No Legs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a street? An ambulance.

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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a swamp? Marsha.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in your fireplace Bernie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the river Bob

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What do you call a fella at your front door with no arms and no legs? Matt

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What do you call the two armless, legless Sweedish guys on my front porch? Mats

Bonus: What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs that's underneath my car? Jack.

Bonus2: What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs floating in the pool? Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stu.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments? Stump the Band

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? An ambulance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front porch? Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs riding a bull? Gord.

I made that joke up when I was 12.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs say about the three legged race? It was a real drag.

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How does a man with no arms and no legs get across the street? Here's a hint: take the f out of weigh.

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