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What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there’s no more Jobs.
Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!
What do a dead dog and a dead tree have in common? No more bark :/
A man walks into a psychic barber shop Barber: say no more
I read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking the other day, and it really scared me! So that's it... Starting today, no more reading.
An entire industry has just collapsed Virgin coconut oil is no more a thing.
No more menstrual jokes Period
Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un œuf.
How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso
I've got good news and bad news
The good news is that the bad news isn't so bad.
The bad news is that there's no more good news.
What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed? Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...
Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died...
“No more shampoo!” We want the real poo!
No more Polish jokes folks. All these Polish jokes here are very hurtful. Yesterday my friend who is Polish had read enough and tried to commit suicide by jumping out his basement window.
What animal satisfies it's females until they are so pleased they can take no more? Macaque
My 5 y/old daughter told me no more Dad Jokes. I told her that the only Dad Joke around here is You.
The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048. Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.
What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso.
Why are there no more Finnish Muslims? They all died one year when Ramadan was in the summer
If the NRA had its way, there would be no more Walmart stores... ...but there’d be Targets everywhere.
Due to COVID-19, The Seven Dwarfs have been restricted to gather in a group of no more than six. One of them is not Happy.
I bought some "no more tears" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!
A man goes to the police to call his wife missing.
"When have you seen your wife for the last time?"
- "About a month ago"
"And why are you coming to the police only now?!"
- "I have no more clean laundry..."
My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them.
I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard
Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.
Why are there no more civil war reenactments any more? Half the guys keep getting into fights and being arrested on their way to events.
A cow and a farmer had a fight One dinner together later there was no more beef.
Sister kills a butterfly So, My sister killed a butterfly, I say "no more butter for you." Then 40 minutes later, she comes to my room and says "i killed a cockroach," I say "that's not how it works."
My brother has just set fire to one of my Mr Men books. No more Mr Nice Guy.
Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor? He has no Morels
Little Billy used to drink, But he shall drink no more, **For what he thought was H₂O was H₂SO₄.**
No more Puns It’s punishable by law
They're gonna beat this horse down the old town road until it can't die no more This song has been rereleased twice now since December with just different artists added in
Genders are like the Sith There can only be two. No more, no less.
What did one mushroom say to the other? "Dave, for the millionth time! You are not a freaking mushroom! No more drugs for you!"
How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs.
There's no more cannibals in our village We ate the last one yesterday.
Apparently you have no more social life once you turn 40 My friend turned 40 about 2 weeks ago and she says she doesn't go anywhere anymore - she just stays at home all days and doesn't hang out with anyone.
Johnny was a chemist, a chemist who's no more What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Why is there no more curry in Afghanistan? Because there's a thali ban.
No more House rent for me. My Landlord's dog has impregnated my dog, we are now in-laws.
An iconic soccer ball have black and white and is made somewhere in Asia. They did it boys racism is no more...
My wife said we're not having any more kids When she got pregnant I realized she meant no more kids with me
I made a joke about monkeys and now people are threatening to send me some Please no more ape threats.
This morning i said to myself "pete, from now on, no more alcohol" Luckily, my name isn't pete!
Little Timmy liked to experiment... but little Timmy is no more, because what he thought was H^(2)O was H^(2)SO^(4).
A proton and several electrons walk into the bar.
The proton asks, "What did you do last weekend?"
The electron answered, "I ain't did no more of no nothing, not."
Chemist joke.. Little timmy took a drink but he will drink no more because what he thought was H2O was H2SO4..
Despite the confidant assurances of the bottle... So far the promise of "No More Tears" has only held true in the shower.
What did Tim Cook sing to the iPhone 7? Hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more no more...
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
"Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo" "Come on Johnson no more tears"
I bought some "no more tears" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :(
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