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Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood? In the Ark Hives.

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How do we know Noah kept bees All the evidence was in the ark hives

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Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick.

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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, he came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves... So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

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My little sister's sick burn She's 7, which makes this so much better.

Her: Hey /u/Teeplaysgames, wanna know why Mom named Noah (our brother) Noah?

Me: Sure, why?

Her: Because the first time she saw him, she yelled "NOO! AHHHH!" and the doctor just wrote that down.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why was Noah a great economist? He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

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Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy.

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If you ever need to fit 2 of every animal on a boat... I Noah guy.

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Mom: "How was school today, Noah?" Noah: "It was awesome! Today we made explosives!"

Mom: "Very interesting. What will you do in school tomorrow?"

Noah: "What school?"

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Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy.

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You need an Arc? I Noah guy.

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An English teacher asked their students: "Of all the characters in the Old Testament, who do you think is the most developed?" A student responded, "Noah, because he has the largest story Ark."

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Need to build an Ark? I Noah man...

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What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights

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Where did Noah keep the bees on his Ark? In the Ark hives.

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After the Great Flood After the Great Flood, Noah sends the animals to go forth and multiply.

A pair of snakes stayed behind. Noah asked, why they stayed.

The pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders” ...

so Noah builds them a log table

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Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives

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The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything else around him went into liquidation.

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How do you know that Noah was white? No black guy could go 40 days on a boat without eating chicken.

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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives.

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Knock knock Who's there?

Noah

Noah who?

No, uh I got the wrong address

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If anyone needs an ark... I Noah guy

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Do you have a friend that can make an ark? I Noah guy.

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Dear Noah Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00.

Sincerely,
The Unicorns

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If you need an ark built... I Noah guy

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Where does Noah keep the bees? In the Ark hives.

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What did Noah say after he let the dinosaurs in? Welcome to Jurassic Ark

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It's been raining so hard this week I think I need an Ark It's OK, I Noah guy

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Which bird did Noah regret taking on the ark? The woodpeckers.

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Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy.

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NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42... NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.

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Need a ship that can hold two of every animal? I Noah guy..

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Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives

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Here did noah keep his bees? In the ARK HIVES

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If you need an ark to move animals, just tell me I Noah guy

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You want an ark? I Noah guy!

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Noah made history when he built many levels in his boat for just one type of fish, a dozen of carp... He built the first multi story carp ark

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Somebody got no “A”s on their report card That’s why his name is NoAh

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My South African friend likes telling Earthquake jokes. He's a regular Tremor Noah.

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Did you hear the one about the 'Noah's Ark' themed restaurant? They were flooded with reservations

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Why did all the dogs survive Noah’s Flood? They were all good buoys

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Need to build an ark? I Noah guy.

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