Hilarious Norwegian Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Norwegian Jokes

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in

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The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships… So they can scan da navy in…

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Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.

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What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? It Scandanavian

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Norwegian Robot If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it… Scandinavian

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Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip

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TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch.

(In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort.

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes printed on the side of all thier ships? So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian.

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Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? So they could scan da Navy in.

Edit: now in a Jamaican accent

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine? You knock on the door.

How do you sink the same sub again?
You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! We're not falling for that one again!".

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name

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what do you call a Norwegian call girl? A fjord escort!

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian

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A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist "What brings you in today?"

"I've just been so depressed. I wish I was never Björn"

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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two.

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Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian

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For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock.
Whose there?
You.
You who?
You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)

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I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar.

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What do you call a Norwegian hooker? A Fjord pickup

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

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Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.

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Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? So they can Scandinavian

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The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships… So they can scan da navy in.

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Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in

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Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? So they could Scandinavian

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*.

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Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships? Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn

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A book collector was once given an old, norwegian book with the title "MYE".
He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot".

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Why do Norwegian Navy vessels have barcode on the side? So they can Scandinavian

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How old is a middle-aged Norwegian? They're in their fjorties.

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New Norwegian Jokes

Norwegian Children's Show Jim Henson created a moderately popular children’s show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock.

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Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian.

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Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor.

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Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables... W - I don't like black finish.
M - Do you prefer black Norwegian?

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What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? The average IQ of both countries increase.

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When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. It's a tall blonde.

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