Ocd Jokes

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD... I'd have 1,526 pennies.

My fat friend told me I have OCD. I told him he had OBCD.

My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. It *has* to be seven.

I have CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order like they're supposed to be.

My wife said she was leaving me today because he couldn't handle my OCD any more… I said, "Close the door 5 times on your way out."

It's hard to date a guy with OCD... Every time I get turned on he turns me off again.

My girlfriend said I had OCD... I quickly put her in her place...

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranged the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

I have CDO. Its like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order.
As it should be.

My Wife told me she was sick of my OCD I soon put her in her place.

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

I have CDO. Which is like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be.

My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again.

My friend's OCD is really killing his luck with women As soon as he turns them on, he has to turn them off.

I have CDO... It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order,

*as they should be.*

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges dinner plates by the year she bought them. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

Where do you bury someone with OCD? In a symmetry.

I don't have OCD... I know because I've checked 300 times

If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD I'd have 1,657 pennies .

Did you hear about the OCD adulterer? It was a sorted affair.

My wife is finding it really difficult to live with my OCD Every time she gets turned on, I have to turn her off again.

I asked my doctor if I have OCD because of my compulsive cleaning. Apparently cleaning your browser history does not count.

"I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be.

I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order...

AS THEY SHOULD BE.

I've got CDO. It's basically OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order. as they should be.

What do you call a gang with OCD? Organized Crime.

I talked back to my OCD mother... she was very quick to put me in my place.

How did I know I have OCD? How did I know I have OCD?
How did I know I have OCD?

What do you call a cat with OCD? Purrrfectionist

I was gonna tell a joke about OCD... but.

My friend has OCD and cleans everything all the time It is anything but disorder.

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but alphabetical... The way it's supposed to be.

Told my mum she has OCD she said "what's CDO?"

OCD Does anyone else find it really frustrating that "OCD" isn't in alphabetical order?

My doctor diagnosed me with extreme OCD.. I had a heart attack because it should have been extreme CDO..