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How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred
Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
What do peanut butter and prostitutes have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter? They are both usually in bread.
I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.
I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
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I'll see myself out.
What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter
I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif
I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam.
Why did the idiot put peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!
Have you heard of the peanut butter song? It's my jam.
As an American, I'm surprised by how unpopular cream cheese and peanut butter are in the rest of the world... I just thought they would have spread more.
What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
My wife's legs are like the peanut butter I left in the fridge. Won't spread.
I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.
Did you hear the rumour about peanut butter? You shouldn't spread it.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What type of fish goes well with peanut butter? A jellyfish!
What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter.
Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly... ..there was a jam
What kind of fish is good with peanut butter? Jellyfish
Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam
I like my women like I like my peanut butter 100% nuts
I like my women like I like my peanut butter. To make me swell up and then restrict my breathing.
One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.
I like my women like I like my peanut butter...
...brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
Props to Shakes the Clown.
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it
Ever heard about the peanut butter joke? I can't tell you cuz you might spread it.
What fish tastes best with peanut butter? A jellyfish
There Should Be A Brand Of Peanut Butter For Connoisseurs With Discerning Tastes I'd call it... Peanut Noir.
What happens when a kamikaze bomber blows up a chocolate peanut butter cup factory? Reeses pieces
What do you get when you stick two Reese's Peanut Butter Cups together? A Peanut Butter Pint.
How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold
A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife
I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued.
The attribute I most look for in a woman is peanut butter legs... smooth and easy to spread.
Why are peanut butter and jelly retarded? They're in-bread
Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread
You want to be the chocolate to my peanut butter? Cause there may be a million ways to eat a Reece’s, but there is only one right way to eat you.
If a brother and sister get together and have twins, the twins should be named Peanut Butter and Jelly. Because they are in bread.
Whenever someone mentions a Jellyfish, everyone says “What about a peanut butter fish?” Dumbasses forgot about the bread fish
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