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How come Peter Pan is always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why is peter pan always flying?
He neverlands
I like this joke because it never grows old
This joke is off the hook
Sorry
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands
You should upvote because this joke never gets old
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat? Wendy’s
I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag. Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery
What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.......
I love this joke because it never grows old...
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!
Why is Peter pan always flying?
Because he NEVERLANDS.
This joke is great because it never grows old.
What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I'm sorry
Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
What's Peter Pan's brother's name?
Peter Pot.
He gets so high he never lands.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands!
You're welcome.
My friend decided to go Indoor Skydiving dressed as Peter Pan I told him "You'll neverland!"
I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people. Never gets old.
Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he can never never land
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
Peter Pan would make a great comedian His jokes would never get old
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. I love this joke because it never gets old.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can “Neverland”
Why doesn't Peter Pan fight? Because his punches Neverland.
Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer? His punches Neverland.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands
Why do you only see Peter Pan in the sky? Because he Neverlands
I asked my friend, "What's the same about my jokes and Peter Pan"?
And just before I could say, "They never get old," he replied, "They Neverland?"
^(This actually happened. My career as a comedian is over.)
No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots
Where does Peter Pan eat out? He eats out at Wendy's
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
I love that joke because it never gets old.
What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song? The hook
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
Why do people always tell Peter Pan jokes? Because they never get old.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. The joke never gets old so please upvote.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands as it's always wendy
Why did Peter Pan know he could beat Captain Hook in poker? Peter knew Captain Hook had lost at least one hand.
What's the the deal with Peter Pan? He always flies but he Never Lands. This joke is funny because it never grows old.
Why do People Like Peter Pan Jokes So Much? They never get old