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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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1 slice of apple pie will cost you $2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs $3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs $4.45 in Barbados. And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.

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What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake? Fat. You get fat.

What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

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Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.

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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.

"Except that." I replied.

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A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados, $3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.


Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's a Moray.

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My four favorite things My four favorite things are chicken pot pie and omitting commas.

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My wife crashed our car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating a pie at the time.

The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what he wanted in his own living room.

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A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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How can you tell what kind of eel you're looking at? Well, if the moon hits it's eye like a big pizza pie, it's a moray.

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I just explained Google to my Granny. "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.

"Except that." I replied.

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A pie costs $2.20 in Jamaica and $1.90 in Cuba. Does anyone else know the pie rates of the Caribbean?

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When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... That’s a moray

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An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica, In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,

Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate.

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What's the difference between pie and cake? πr^2, cake are round

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I love pie. I could eat it 22/7.

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I ate some shepherd's pie today ...he seemed pretty angry about it.

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How does Davey Crockett take his pie? Alamo'ed

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"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher. "Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

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The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla.

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Apple Pie is $2.20 in Havana, $3.00 in Aruba, and $1.75 in Punta Cana... These are the pie-rates of the Carribean

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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica costs 2.50. The same pie costs 3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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Chicken Pot Pie. My three favorite things.

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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference.

Why was he so fat?
He ate too much pie.

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BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.

I went from 0 to 2π.

I went absolutely nowhere.

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Pi-ku Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

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In Jamaica it costs £3 for a steak pie, in Trinidad it's £2.50 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42... NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.

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Why did the internet throw the pie away? Because it was Ajit Pai.

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Husband and wife are fighting. She says, you think you know me better than anyone else, do you? Wife: what is my favorite pie?

Husband: a round one

Wife: lucky guess

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What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode.

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie.

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Why did the baker get charged with arson? Because he was skilled with pie roll techniques.

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I got turned away while trying to order a pie from Yoda's bakery the other day. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

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JAMAICA: Peach cobbler - $9.28 Apple - $11.25. Lemon merengue - $10.72 Chocolate cream - $9.82. BAHAMAS: Peach cobbler - $9.78 Apple - $11.99. Lemon merengue - $11.72 Chocolate cream - $10.63. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Jamaica: Peach cobbler - $9.28 Apple - $11.25. Lemon merengue - $10.72 Chocolate cream - $9.82. Bahamas Peach cobbler - $9.78 Apple - $11.75. Lemon merengue - $11.72 Chocolate cream - $10.63 Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A slice of pie is 2;50 in jamaica It's 3:00 in the Bahamas

These are just the pie rates of the carabean

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A slice of pie in Jamaica is 2.50 and 3.00 in the Bahamas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean


I'll leave now

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What kind of fleshy fruit does Wolverine like in his pie? The loganberry.

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Why did the chicken get so stoned? He had just eaten a chicken pot pie.

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What kind of pie do asians eat? German Shepherd pie

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Why doesn’t pie have a twitter account? Because it’s longer than 260 characters!

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I hear that apple pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican but in Puerto Rico its only $3.00. Those are the pie rates of the Carribean

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Pie Charte are useless except for one thing They're great at visualising round numbers

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What's a Nice Guy's favorite pie? Lemon m'eringue

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I nagged my stubborn son to cut a pie into two even pieces, But he wasn't having any of it.

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What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say? "I made it."

Credit to my wonderful brother.

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When people ask me why i am fat, i say its because i work with pie I am a math teacher

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How does Axl Rose ask for more dessert? "May I have another piece of pie-ee-i-ee-i-ee-ie?"

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What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie

Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states.

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