Plastic Surgery Jokes

What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.

[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous." "I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

Plastic surgery anonymous "Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."

Remeber when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous I see a lot of new faces today.

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts meeting I see a lot of new faces today.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see some new faces with us today so I must say I’m disappointed.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I’m seeing a lot of new faces here today, and I have to say, I’m very disappointed in all of you

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today.

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty dissapointed.

Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed.

Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group I see a lot of new faces around

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts meating I see a lot of new faces today

My Girlfriend wants to put on her makeup. Me: You don't need makeup.

GF: Aww thanks

Me: You need plastic surgery

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo? Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I see a few new faces here and I have to admit, I’m disappointed.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed.

There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery... The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"

Welcome to plastic surgery addiction group! I see a lot of new faces around...

Any advice on correcting plastic surgery that has gone wrong? I’m all ears.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a few new faces this week and I have to say I'm very disappointed

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now, you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Plastic surgery used to be such a taboo subject... Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed.

What’s the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don’t know what he looks like.

Remember when plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject? Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.


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Remember when talking about plastic surgery was considered a forbidden subject? Now you can talk about Botox at a restaurant, and nobody will raise an eyebrow.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a few new faces here and I must say I'm very disappointed

I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like.

One of the first things they want you to do before getting plastic surgery is.... Pick your nose.

Remember when plastic surgery was a touchy subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow

I read a book about a man who had plastic surgery. The preface was really good.

Remember when plastic surgery was taboo, now if you mention Botox no one even raises an eyebrow..

What do you have to do before getting plastic surgery. You have to pick your nose.

My girlfriend asked if she could get plastic surgery on her face. I told her "Honey, why would you ever feel the need to get plastic surgery?

Paper bags are much cheaper."

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing.