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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
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Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up
Dad: That’s a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That’s right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor". And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
An orange a day keeps the plumber away...
Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away.
A dog goes into a hardware store...
...and says: “I’d like a job please”. The hardware store owner says: “We don’t hire talking dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?” The dog replies: “What would the circus want with a plumber”.
-Steven Alan Green
Don't be racist, be like Mario... He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized
There once was a plumber named Leigh
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said, "stop your plumbing," "I hear someone coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing
"...it's me."
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized."
My friend had a German plumber hook up his new shower.... I guess old habits die hard because he hooked up the gas line instead.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask him to pronounce "unionized"
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
There once was a plumber from Lea
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She said "Stop with your plumbing, I think someone's coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me."
This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour.
How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle.
What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized
Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
The plumber found a blunt in my faucet today. No wonder my water bills are so high.
How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.
How do you tell if someone is a plumber or a scientist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
I woke up to a tap on the door this morning.. ...My plumber has an odd sense of humour
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask him to pronounce "unionized"
if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
This morning there was a tap on my door My plumber has a weird sense of humor
How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? You ask them to pronounce "unionized"
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word unionized
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor...
What's the difference between a plumber and a chemist? The way they pronounce "unionized".
I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head My plumber calls it a "meatier shower".
What did the boss say to the plumber after he broke the pipe? water you doing?
I called my plumber because my shower wouldn't work for my black friend. "Well, yeah," he replied. "'Spigoted."
I hired a plumber to install on-demand water heaters in my house It was a tankless job
How to tell a chemist from plumber? Ask them to pronounce *unionized*.
What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?
A leek
*my little brother gave me this
A plumber, Santa clause and a smart blonde are in an elevator with a dog
The dog gets killed, who did it?
The plumber. Santa clause and smart blondes don’t exist.
What did the plumber say to his girlfriend when they were breaking up? It's over, Flo.
What did the plumber say to his girl friend when breaking up with her It's not poo it's pee
What does a plumber say when he can’t fix a reactor? No CANDU!
Have you guys heard about the old italian plumber who can talk to ghosts? He uses a Luigi board.
What is something that a Eskimo and a plumber can both come together on? A nice tight seal
My German plumber hooked up my gas pipe to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard
Although my son was only a plumber, we had a 21-gun salute at his funeral. Because he was killed in the line of doody.
What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence? The Fall of the House of Flusher.
Whats the difference between a plumber and a drug dealer? I'm not addicted to a drug dealer's crack.
Mario Do not be racist be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a plumber that competes in the Olympics? A sinkhronized swimmer.
A plumber walks into a client's backyard and sees three water holes in the ground. He says: "Well, well, well..."
I have a dream of opening a business that sells purple pitted fruit as well as offering home water service repair I'll call it Plum and Plumber
My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard
How do you tell if a homeless man has a girlfriend?
It's easy, he's got 2 clean fingers.
You can say mechanic, plumber, welder etc. This joke has versatility, use it wisely.