Hilarious Prostate Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Prostate Jokes

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

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After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?

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I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam. "Over there next to mine" was not the answer I expected.

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After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. “Who was that?”

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I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.

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Prostate Exam After my recent Prostate Exam - one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had –
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....

She said...."Who was that guy?"

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Before the prostate exam, I asked the doctor where should I put my pants. "Here, next to mine" wasn't the answer i was expecting.

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It's so awkward getting a boner during a prostate exam. Especially when they realize you're not a doctor.

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I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor.

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I went to get a prostate exam and the doctor told me I need to stop masterbating... I asked why?

He said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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I was having a prostate exam... Me:*squirms
Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an erection at a time like this.

So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.

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I had a prostate exam the other day... When I entered the examination room and asked the doctor where I should put my trousers, I have to say, "over there with mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

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When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. "Over there, beside mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

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My doctor checked my prostate last week It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

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When I was getting my prostate exam I asked the doctor were I should put my pants.. "Over there beside mine." Was not the answer I was expecting

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I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.

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Went for a prostate exam I asked the doctor where should I put my pants and underwear, he replied, "over there, next to mine".

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“How many fingers now?” Asked the doctor. Patient: “You know, this is not how I envisioned a prostate exam.”

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During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection. When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.

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i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again

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Words no man wants to hear After the prostate exam, the doctor left.

Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked: "Who was that?"

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The doctor asked, “how many fingers am I holding up?” I said, “feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?”

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate

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I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

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Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.

"Right over there with mine"...

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My doctor says it's common to get an erection during a prostate exam I never do, but he does.

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A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"

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I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly. The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused.

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Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam? A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.

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How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.

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What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam? “Look, no hands.”

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I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".

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The worst thing about a prostate exam is... ...when he finds out you're not a real doctor.

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I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen

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When released from prison after 30 years I went for a prostate exam The doctor said he could just eyeball it.

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I went to see my Doctor yesterday for a prostate examination... There was nothing to worry about, he gave me the thumbs up.

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During the prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

This is a repost from two years ago, all credits to u/-stillborn-

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How do you know when a prostate exam's gone horribly wrong? When you feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Prostate exams They've got a thumbs up from the doctor

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New Prostate Jokes

Of Mayhem from Allstate Insurance and Flow from Progressive Insurance had a baby... They would name it Aggressive Prostate Insurance.

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My dad was getting a prostate exam. He asked the doctor, "Where should I put my pants during the exam?" "Just toss them in the corner" replied the doctor, "Right next to mine."

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Someone once said to me 'You know, Pluto is more interesting to me than Uranus ' I said 'Thanks. Can you please finish the prostate exam?'

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LPT : while getting a prostate exam Make sure your doctor has both hands on your shoulders.

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I did really well in my prostate exam. The doctor gave me two thumbs up.

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I had three prostate exams yesterday Had to stop when they found out I'm not a real doctor.

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I asked my doctor if he thought prostate exams were a good idea. He gave me two thumbs up.

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A guy behind me just pulled out a gun. This must be the weirdest prostate exam he's ever done.

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What do you call a non-religious Urologist? An apostate feelin' your prostate.

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Prostate exam I wwnt in for my prostate exam, and took off my pants. I asked the doctor, "Where do you want me to set these?" "Over there, next to mine," is not the answer I was expecting.

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I hated going to the doctor every year...... ......until I got my prostate exam

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After my prostate exam the nurse came in She said quietly, "Who was that?"

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I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s. Worst prostate exam ever

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Progressive and allstate used to be one insurance company.. .. but nobody wanted prostate insurance.

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As a doctor I now know what it's like to be a patient I just don't understand how my doctor can do my prostate exam with both hands over my shoulders

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What's good about airport security? Free prostate exam from an unlicensed physician......

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My doctor used two fingers during my prostate exam... He said he needed a second opinion.

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Isn't asking a doctor for a second opinion normal? I can't understand why my doctor got upset after my prostate exam when I asked him to try again with a second finger.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? "Look ma, no hands!"

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What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens.

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Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then the Nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear:
"Who was that?”

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My dad's prostate exam joke I got a little worried when I noticed hands on both my shoulders.

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