Hilarious Protein Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Protein Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

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My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats "That's nuts!" I exclaimed.

Edit: Wow! Who knew that by posting an original joke I'd get this many upvotes! That's nuts!

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José

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My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain

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I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."

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What did the weightlifter say when he ran out of protein supplement? No whey

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.

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What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake

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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid

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TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"

I replied "No, only guns."

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My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.

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Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder." Gym bro #2: "No whey..."

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My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him

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What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh

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What's the difference between a protein and a hormone? You can't hear a protein

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What do you call a body builder with Parkinson’s? A protein shake

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"

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What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....

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My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain

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What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey José

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Why was the protein self-conscious? Because of how much it wheys

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Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.

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Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder" Bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"

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What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein? No whey!

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What do you call a Mexican with no protein? No Whey José

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My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like “no whey”!

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Why would you get bigger if you ate a whole tub of protein every day? Because you ate whey too much

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What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein

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What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!

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I was on a vegetarian diet then I switched to vegan. The lack of protein in their diets make them a lot easier to catch

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What do you call a Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose

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What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work? No whey!

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Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein? Because they eat whey too much

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A bodybuilder told me he hates protein. No whey!

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Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments? No whey.

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New Protein Jokes

What did the chemist say about the protein that talked back? “What a-mean-o acid!”

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A bodybuilder drops his protein shake Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"

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My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder. He said "No whey!"

I'll be here all night.

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What do you say to an old woman with a jug of protein? No one ma'am should have all that powder

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What do you call a meat knife? A protein shank.

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Only Non-Vegans will get this Protein

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? awh, no whey!

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What do you say to your Mexican friend when you don't have any of the protein powder he asked for? "No whey Jose"

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? No whey!

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What is the top selling protein with Jewish People (May be offensive) YahWhey

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What did the homeless Mexican bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein? No whey, homes.

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Saw a coworker putting protein powder into his coffee today Guess he likes his coffee strong.

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Two guys are hanging out after a work out... ...one turns to the other and says, "Hey man, wanna make a protein shake?"

The other guy says, "Sorry bro, I'm all out of protein powder"

The first guy is shocked and says, "No Whey"

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