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Librarian: Can I help you?
Dave: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about-
Librarian: Being psychic?
Dave: No...
Librarian: One day that will work.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller.
I went to visit a psychic,
I knocked on her front door and she yelled
“Who is it”?
So I left
A Psychic buying clothes.
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Employee: You didn’t even try it on.
Psychic: I’m a medium.
What do you a call a really fat psychic? A four chin teller
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period? You get your palm red for free
I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.
Psychic buys clothing
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Employee: You didn't even try it on
Psychic: I'm a medium
A psychic midget has escaped from prison.. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a fat psychic? A 4-chin teller.
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large
What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller.
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check
Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt? Because he was a medium
What do you call a midget psychic that escapes prison? A small medium at large.
A man walks into a psychic barber shop Barber: say no more
A frog telephones a psychic hotline
and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
what do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? a small medium at large
Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, "Your husband will die a horrible violent death." Hilary asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
What do you call a psychic midget that escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
What do you call a midget psychic that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large
A man visits a psychic
He doesn't believe in that stuff, but decided to have some fun. The psychic looks into her crystal ball and says, "I can see that you're a father of two..."
"Ha, that's what you think!" he replies. "I'm a father of three!"
"Ha! That's what you think!"
Hitler goes to a psychic and asks...
“On what day will I die?”
The psychic says, “On a Jewish holiday.”
Skeptical, Hitler asks, “How can you be so sure?”
“Any day, on which you die,” explains the psychic, “will be a Jewish holiday.”
A psychic goes into a clothing store
A psychic walks into a clothing store looking for a new shirt.
Employee: "How about this shirt?"
Psychic: "That shirt is too small."
Employee: "You didn't even try it on"
Psychic: "Because I am a medium"
What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large
A psychic dwarf escaped from jail The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
My favorite psychic joke Ninja edit: sorry guys I didn't realize this was a repost from tomorrow
Knock Knock. A psychic.
A psychic dwarf has escaped from prison He's a small medium at large
Best thing about fingering a psychic on her period? You still get your palm read.
A psychic Dwarf has escaped from the prison!!! Police are looking for a small medium at large.
Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say....It’s a gift.
What do you call an anonymous psychic?
A 4chan teller
...I'll see myself out
I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how.
What do you get when a short psychic escapes prison? A small medium at large!
What do you call a short, psychic who is wanted? A small medium at large
A psychic owed me money He knew what was coming for him!
Once there was a colorblind psychic... She had a little trouble telling the fuchsia.
A short fragment of a telephone conversation with psychic
"Hello? Have I reached Marty the Psychic?"
"Yes"
"Hello Marty, my name is David"
"I know"
What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
So a Psychic Midget escaped from Jail There is a small medium at large
Did you hear the one about the midget psychic on the run from the cops? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large"
Did you hear about the midget psychic who broke out of prison? He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget who is also a psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped a mental institution?.... he was a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the wanted dwarf psychic? He's a small medium at large.
When I went to a psychic and I knoced on the door. I knew she was weak when she asked "Who is it?'
Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
BREAKING: psychic dwarf escapes from prison. Small medium at large.
I Just Heard A Short Psychic Broke Out Of Jail... He is now a small medium at large
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison? That makes him a small medium at large
So a psychic midget smoked some weed... He was a short high medium.
Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? The newspapers read "Beware, small medium at large!"
What size clothing does a psychic wear? Medium
A short psychic escaped from prison It was a small medium at large
A psychic dwarf escapes from prison They said it was a small medium at large...
Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? He is a small medium at large.
What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run? A small medium at large.
A psychic midget escaped from prison... The police are looking for a small medium at large.
A psychic dwarf has escaped from prison. Police say there is a small medium at large.
I walked by a psychic's shop today and noticed they had their hours of business posted. You'd think they would just show up when they knew someone was coming.
What do you call a psychic midget on the lam?
A small medium at large.
Friend just told me this one thought you may enjoy it.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chinned-teller.
What did the headlines say about the midget psychic who escaped from jail? SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE
What did the police dispatcher say when a short psychic woman escaped from prison? Calling all units, we have a small medium at large
What do you call a fat psychic? Four-chin teller.
Whenever my friend who does psychic shows for a living went to the toilet, I could always hear her giving a performance to her flowers, and she knew everything about them. Turns out they were plants.
How do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller
Why is the psychic so confident about the predictions she makes for 3 years out? Because she can see what is going to happen in 2020 crystal clear.
Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large
a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large
What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large
Psychic in a clothes shop
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: Nah, its too small
Employee:But you haven't even tried it on.
Psychic: I'm a medium
A psychic goes to buy clothes
Employee: how about this one?
Psychic: That top is too small
Employee: You didn't even try it on
Psychic: I'm a medium
A coworker of mine dated a psychic
He told me she was very unique and well cultured.
I asked if she was a rare medium, well-done?
I visited a shopping complex owned by a fat psychic. It was a large medium's mall.
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?
A high low small medium at large.
Psychic Apprentice is ready!
Psychic Apprentice: I'm ready to open my own shop. I quit.
Psychic: I knew this day would come.
What do you call the fat psychic? A four chin teller
What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic.
A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large.
How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball
Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was "Small medium at large".
I'd like to paint a picture of some famous psychic. But I'm having trouble deciding on a medium.
What do you call a really fat psychic that works at a bank? (Xpost /r/Cleanjokes) A four chin teller