Hilarious Rare Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Rare Jokes

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A guy says, ... A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new Pussycat?"

The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."

Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"

The doctor says, "It's not unusual."

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It's very rare that a defibrillator fails But when it does no one is shocked

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A man goes to his doctor "Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."

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I cooked my friend a steak, perfect medium rare. He said, I like it well done. I said thanks.

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Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan. Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

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I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, “I like it Well Done.” I said, “Thanks buddy. That means a lot.”

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A waiter served me some rare steak But when I told him "I like it well done", he said "thank you".

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Why is women’s soccer so rare? It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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A man goes to the doctor... Man: "Doctor, I think I have a problem! I can't stop singing *What's New Pussycat*!

Doctor: "You may have Tom Jones Disease."

Man: "I've never heard of that condition... is it rare?"

Doctor: "It's not unusual."

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Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.

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Guy orders a steak at a restaurant. The waiter brings it out and its rare.

"Excuse me, I said well done." says the guy

"Oh sorry, I didn't hear you", says the waiter, "Thanks very much!"

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A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranged the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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How can you tell when you play RPGs way too much? When your girlfriend’s/wife’s pants become a rare drop!

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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I’ve been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80’s bands There is no cure

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" doctor I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat." " I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."

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Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.

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How do you like your steak Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

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Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done.

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Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done

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A man goes to the doctor ... and says "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing *What's new Pussycat?*"

The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."

Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"

The doctor says, "It's not unusual

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges dinner plates by the year she bought them. It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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It is rare when a defibrillator fails to work, But when it does, no one is shocked.

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I was digging up our garden when I found a box full of old rare coins. I was really excited so I ran inside to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging up our garden.

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What do you call a psychic cow? Medium Rare.

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There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well.

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Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with
my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done

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Why are clairvoyants called mediums? Because they're not rare or well done.

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I like my work like I like my steak Rare and definitely not well done.

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I have a rare symptom and the cure is to eat 2 handful of dirt each day Thankfully my brother told me

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Chemistry Joke: What is "Me"+"U"... A rare gathering.

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Sometimes cannibals eat people without even cooking them, but it's rare.

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A woman goes to the doctor due to some distressing symptoms. She tells him she can’t stop dancing and crooning ballads.

“Ma’am, you have Tom Jones syndrome” he says.

“Oh no! Is it rare?” She asks.

“Well, it’s not unusual....”

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A coworker of mine dated a psychic He told me she was very unique and well cultured.
I asked if she was a rare medium, well-done?

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I love a good steak joke It's a rare medium well done.

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I made a good video about steak in a sea of bad videos about steak... I guess you could say it's a rare example of a medium well done.

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I ordered a steak last night and it came a bit undercooked. I don't usually eat it that way.. ..But last night was a rare occasion

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New Rare Jokes

Did you hear about the lazy fry cook. With him a job well done was pretty rare.

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What more rare than a dragon? A rare dragon!

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I've worked in a restaurant for a couple of weeks now A customer wanted his steak rare today but I messed up and it was medium.
My boss says that I'll get fired if I make another Misteak

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Pirates have trouble finding love because A large booty in a large chest is extremely rare from a physiological standpoint

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My blonde roommate walked into the bathroom with an undercooked steak, camera, and towel. She said "I'm getting some snaps of a rare, meatier shower."

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A rare quote from Trump’s foreign landscaper [Deported]

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Texas is a lot like India Steaks are rare

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What are Chinese people's favourite type of dog? Medium rare

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When I was a child I had a rare condition that meant I had to eat dirt 3 times a day to be healthy Lucky my older brother told me about it really

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What's the difference between medium and rare? 5 inches is medium, but 8 is rare.

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A chemist and a pirate were sitting at a bar The chemist asked the pirate what his favorite rare gas was, to which the pirate replied, "Arrrgon".

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The first time I had steak it was medium-rare, and I overheard my grandpa say "they're all pink in the middle" I just got served a sirloin well-done, now I don't think my grandpa was talking about steak...

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I've given up on steak-related puns. It's a medium where the well-done is truly rare.

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Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

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A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo. At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.

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Doctor: You have a very rare and serious illness, you only have 10 to live. Patient: 10 what? 10 months? 10 weeks?

Doctor: 9

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What size does Lady Gaga wear? Medium rare.

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Why is Television called a "medium?" Because it is neither rare nor well done.

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Did you know that the Venezuelans use the excrement of a rare species of bovine in an ancient dish passed down from generation to generation? I lied it's all bullshit.

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Steak Puns They're a rare medium well done

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Steak Puns are a Rare Medium, Well done.

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My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics. It was called "Steak Medium Rare"

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How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual

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Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare

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Why are good meat jokes common? Because well-done steak jokes aren't rare

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There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed.

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