Ridiculous Jokes

Two Romans were in a bar having a conversation.. Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with

Roman 2: mmm?

Roman 1: don't be ridiculous, not that many

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff.

Roman guy: You won't believe how many women I've slept with Second Roman: mmm?

Roman Guy: don't be ridiculous, not that many

The oldest man in the world is lying on his deathbed. A reporter asks him how he managed to live to be so old.

The man replies, "I just don't argue with stupid people."

The reporter tells him, "That's ridiculous."

The old man replies with, "Yes, you're right."

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed? With a cookie sheet.

Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.

The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupid

Latvian Joke. What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

I just got fired from my job in Museum They said they're not happy with my work here, which is ridiculous, i only worked here for 2 days and already sold 2 picassos.

Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"

My cousin just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3". I always knew he liked them young, but this is ridiculous.

Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.

The word 'Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous but backwards it's even more stupid

The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted.

Who would pay a ridiculous amount of money for a pair of average over-hyped headphones? Beats me.

A Lot Of People Are Saying Steve Jobs Would Make A Better President than Trump. But that's just ridiculous, it's like comparing apples and oranges.

I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada.

Girls are ridiculous man. Give em an inch and they take All your child support.

My wife got onto me the other day, claiming I spent too much time moistening food while cooking Thinking the accusations as ridiculous, I asked:

"Baste on what?"

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous... But backwards it’s even more stupid.

I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him

World hunger is getting ridiculous There's more fruit in my shampoo than an African village

TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous.

It’s ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he’s a priest but he’s not going to do anything out in public

I don't believe in the mixing of the races. I mean it's ridiculous, all those horses would trample the marathoners.

I got accused of date rape once in college, but that's ridiculous. It wasn't a date.

My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them.

-Danny Zuker

TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit. This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?

Saudi men are still not letting their wives drive I mean, that's ridiculous. You can't let an 8 year old drive!

A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet." His friend replies, "Why??"

"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."

"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"

I'll show my self out.

Adults used to tell me that if I went into the inner city, I could get robbed by a drug dealer... I finally understand now, $5 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous

On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month This is ridiculous!

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

My uncle just updated his profile to "I love my girlfriend <3" I knew he liked them young but that's just straight-up ridiculous

The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century. Now we just see it as groundbreaking.

This talk about a Muslim ban is ridiculous. We should be banning people who are missing toes. Sorry!! I'm lack toes intolerant.

News: Trump would be “honoured” to meet North Korean dictator. “He’s my kind of guy — crazy, overweight and has a ridiculous haircut.” Said North Korea’s dictator.

A feminist told me to stop adjectifying women I told her to stop being ridiculous

I've accumulated millions of brownie points with my wife... But the black out dates to use them are ridiculous.