Hilarious Saturday Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Saturday Jokes

Score: 3992

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS** Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

Score: 2253

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Score: 149

Advice from my father Son, you need a woman who can cook, a woman who can clean, a woman that is great in bed. Most importantly, you must make sure these three women never meet.

Happy Saturday night from Pennsylvania

Score: 142

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Score: 118

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday

Score: 114

North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday.

Score: 109

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her the joke on Wednesday.

Score: 86

She said: "Come to my place on Saturday. There will be nobody home." So I went to her place and rang the doorbell. There was nobody home.

Score: 64

Game of thrones spoiler!!!! Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

Score: 60

Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays...

Score: 58

Which are the stronger days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays：D

Score: 54

My wife decided to share some morbid news with our six year-old in the car... "My best friend lost her father on Saturday," she said.

"That's rather careless of her," replied my daughter.

Score: 54

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days.

Score: 33

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are just weak days.

Score: 27

Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy

Score: 23

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Score: 23

What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, because Mon-Fri are weak days

Score: 21

Scroll to the end Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Saturday: Ian

Sunday: Greg

.

.

.

The Gregorian calendar

Score: 21

I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday.

Score: 20

Trump may not fulfill all of his campaign promises... ...but he sure is making Saturday Night Live great again.

Score: 20

And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school.

Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs.

Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids.

Score: 18

You're like school on a Saturday . . . . . . no class.

Score: 17

I just sold a lawnmower on Craigslist… That’s the last time my neighbor is going to wake me up on a Saturday morning!

Score: 15

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days...

Score: 14

The Avengers went to go and visit a child in the hospital on Friday. The lucky kid gets to meet Stan Lee on Saturday.

Score: 14

Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house

Score: 13

Gregorian Calendar Monday: Greg Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Greg Thursday: Ian Friday: Greg Saturday: Ian Sunday: Greg

Score: 13

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.

Score: 13

If you missed celebrating 4/20 Saturday, today is the only day to make up for it. Because it's 4/22.

Score: 13

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday
The rest are Weakdays

Score: 12

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!

Score: 11

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday... ... Those were the days.

Score: 6

What announcement most people are still expecting to hear from Donald Trump? "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Score: 5

Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table? To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂

Score: 4

Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week.

Score: 3

My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?

Score: 3

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are just weak days

Score: 3

What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay

Score: 2

A friend of mine bought tickets to the Champions League final this week a while ago, but he just realized that he's getting married that day So he's wondering if anyone is interested in getting married this saturday?

Score: 2

New Saturday Jokes

Friday the 13th!— what's next?! Saturday the 14th?

Score: 1

Ever since my wife and I took up dancing classes, our marriage has been so much better. She goes to class on Friday, and I go on Saturday

Score: 1

Sadder Day Why do they call it Saturday when it's a happier day?

Score: 1

OK FINE!! i'LL WEAR MY MASK SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!! JeEZ ALLmIGHtY!! My doctor told me I have a weekend immune system.

Score: 2

Everyone knows that the Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days of the week. ...because the rest are "week/weak" days.

Score: 1

Confession’s of an Uber driver #1 Overheard....
“You know something Lynda?, ribbed condoms don’t taste a thing like the ribs from Dickey’s”
(2 highly intoxicated 25 something ladies riding last Saturday evening in my uber.)

Score: 2

I posted a feminism joke yesterday. The trial is next Saturday...

Score: 2

Today is Diarrhea Awareness Day Runs until Saturday

Score: 1

Why can't you tell a communist joke on a Saturday at school? Because there is no class

Score: 2

Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out.

Score: 1