Scandinavian Jokes

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird. It scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them? So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

Why do the Swedish have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

(Sorry, my personal favourite joke)

I’ve been working on a Scandinavian joke. It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats? So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway put barcodes on all its ships? So when they dock they can Scandinavian

Why do Swedish ships have barcodes? So they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can...
Scandinavian.

Did he travel with Scandinavian Airlines? No, he simply vanished into Finnair

What do you call a Scandinavian who only eats plants? A Nor-vegan!

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of the ships? So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes printed on the side of all thier ships? So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian.

Why does Norway's Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can... Scandinavian.

Why does the Swedish navy put barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian!

A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student. "Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian

Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian

Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian

Why does the Norway Navy put big barcodes on all their ships? To Scandinavian.

Why does the Danish navy have barcodes on all their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2? Norse code

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

Not sure if this has been done yet I’m new to this sub Q:Why did the Norwegians buy barcodes on their boats?



A:So they could Scandinavian

What do you call a dead Scandinavian man Dane and dusted.

Why do the navy ships in Norway have bar codes on their sides? So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

A Brit, a Scandinavian and an American all entered their village fete's giant vegetable show. The swede won.

Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? So they can Scandinavian

Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? So they could Scandinavian