Hilarious Singing Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Singing Jokes

I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…

Score: 13034

“Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?” “Sir, do you mean a choir?”

“Fine, yes, do you know how much it is to ‘acquire’ a church singing group?”

Score: 12795

My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking And then I saw her face...

Score: 2401

I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts

Score: 2191

Score: 2130

My girlfriend begged me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.

Score: 1763

What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell

Score: 1624

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera.

Score: 856

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown

Score: 680

My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by smash mouth she would dump me... I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face

Score: 665

My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower I said maybe.

Score: 347

I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols. I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

Score: 344

At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

Score: 308

whenever my wife starts singing around the house I immediately go into the yard That way the neighbors know I'm not hitting her

Score: 281

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"? Because women have no rights.

Score: 269

A guy says, ... A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new Pussycat?"

The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."

Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"

The doctor says, "It's not unusual."

Score: 231

Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown

Score: 218

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

Score: 216

I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said "Oh, I thought you were the radio."

Flattered, she asked "Did you come to listen?"

"No," I replied, "I came to turn it off."

Score: 188

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeee...

Score: 174

A man goes to his doctor "Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."

Score: 173

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. But then I saw her face...

Score: 170

I don't understand why women love singing "Let it go"... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life.

Score: 168

A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

Score: 162

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe

Score: 159

Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown.

Score: 154

I overheard my wife singing in the shower. "You should go on America's Got Talent," I told her.

"I can't sing," she replied.

I said, "Exactly."

Score: 108

Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

Score: 108

My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell.

Score: 101

A man goes to the doctor... Man: "Doctor, I think I have a problem! I can't stop singing *What's New Pussycat*!

Doctor: "You may have Tom Jones Disease."

Man: "I've never heard of that condition... is it rare?"

Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Score: 99

I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts

Score: 84

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs. I said Hey Now...

Score: 45

I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.

Score: 40

My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.

Score: 34

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Score: 32

One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison. I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.

Score: 22

A man asked a priest if he knows how to get a church singing group. “Do you mean a choir?” *Sighs* ”Fine. Do you know how to
acquire a church singing group?”

Score: 17

A guy goes to see his doctor... He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home."

The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?"

"It's not unusual."

Score: 17

My friend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Score: 16

Only one man is happy about what's going on in Texas. George Strait.
I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".

Score: 15

New Singing Jokes

My wife says I need to stop singing songs from Shrek. At first I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face

Score: 3

Talk about bad timing, we were just about to go on tour with our highly trained, carefully selected ensemble of singing Ravens. I think the 'Corvid 19' will have to wait a bit.

Score: 0

I was singing the song “I’m a Believer” on the train and some lady told me to shut up because she thought it was annoying. I started laughing because I thought she was kidding. But then i saw her face.

Score: 2

I always feel like singing 'The Lion sleeps tonight' The urge is always just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away

Score: 2

A girl is singing her favorite songs Her grandma comes in the room and says: ,,Oh, that was you, I thought it was the radio."

Girl: ,,And you came to listen granny!? :D"

,,Naw, I wanted to turn off the radio."

Score: 7

Some swamp reptiles got together and started singing parody songs. It's a pun croc band.

Score: 2

If Helen Keller is playing the piano with one hand, what is she doing with the other? Singing!!!

Score: 3

When does the preacher seem happiest while singing? Unfortunately in A minor.

Score: 1

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm a believer" or she would kill me, I thought she was joking... But then I saw her face.

Score: 11

What do you call a singing group made up of killer whales? An ORCA-pella

Score: 1

Puddin' Pops is going to have entirely new meaning... Now that Cosby is singing JAIL\-O

Score: 1

My girlfriend asked me if I'm ever going to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeeeee

Score: 2

A Japanese Professor took up singing He was Sensei-tional

Score: 4

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said maybe.

Score: 4

My girfriend begged me, "Please, please stop singing Wonderwall." I said, "Maybe..."

Score: 3

Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself? She sings all about it in her new hit song.

Score: 5

How do you call a singing dog's replacement? A subwoofer

Score: 2

I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.

Score: 4

What type of computer is good at singing? A DELL

Score: 2

Just heard linkin park is now singing pop I guess they are breaking the habit

Score: 3

My wife asked me if I could stop singing Oasis' songs all the time. I said maybe..

Score: 3

My wife asked me if I would stop singing Oasis... I said maybe....

Score: 12

- My girlfriend told me some guy started singing he was in love with her shape. + What did she do?
- Sheeran away.

Score: 3

My wife asked me to please stop singing "Wonderwall" by Oasis I said maybe...

Score: 3

I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

Score: 2

I thought my girlfriend was joking when she told me to stop singing "I'm a believer" But then I saw her face

Score: 14

What do you call a TV singing competition exclusively for feminists? American Midol

Score: 3

Who knew Peter Frampton was such a committed vegetarian? Always singing "I want you to show me the whey."

Score: 3

What do you call a band of singing soldiers? A platune.

Score: 2

My friends asked me to stop singing Oasis... ... I said maybe

Score: 6

I once made a man cry just by singing He thought my rendition of "your wife is dead haha" was beautiful

Score: 5

What do you call a singing computer? Adele

Score: 2

I'm selling this new shower radio I just bought a few days ago. It keeps singing the wrong lyrics.

Score: 3

What do you call a singing rodent that lives in a dam? Just-a Beaver

Score: 1

Why was Snow White fired from Disney? Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face, singing 'Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!'

Score: 1

Have you heard about the new schizophrenic singing show that's coming to TV? The Voices

Score: 1

What Christmas carol will Donald Trump be singing all month? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Score: 2

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

Score: 11

My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe....

Score: 5

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.

Score: 4

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon

Score: 3

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Score: 1

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Score: 1