Social Media Jokes

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s furniture Emporium.

There's a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they've been conned by their coke dealer. Isntagram

What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously Snapchat

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.

Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media. Doctor: I don't follow you.

Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children They'll go viral in no time.

What’s thanos’s favorite social media platform? Snapchat

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

What do you get when you cross a social media site with a Chinese investor? [redacted]

I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens. But not as my full time job, just a way to make hens meet.

I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens. Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

Son, when I was your age there was no social media............... . .......You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.

For a while now, I always wondered how my parents passed the time in the 80’s and 90’s without social media I asked my 32 other siblings and they’ve got no idea either.

What did the French army general do on social media? Retweet!

Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate? Still nobody cares.

I'm not sure where all the racists are going to go when social media platforms kick them off They can't all go to Congress

Stop writing hateful things about Alabama and the abortion laws all over social media. They likely can't read, we will need to tell them in person.

What's Leatherface's favourite social media? Facebook.

What’s a Viking’s favourite social media? Raid-it

What kind of social media does Thanos use? Snapchat

I tried making an anti social media platform. But it never went anywhere.

The amount of salt on social media... ... is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.

What does Chipotle dread when making a post on social media? Going viral

I really like seeing #MeToo on social media It tells guys like me to either shape up or just go ahead and run for President.

What is Thanos' favorite social media? Snapchat

Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick? They're Instagram Influenzas

What does a fencer do on social media? Riposte

Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum. You have no idea you're committed until you try to leave.

Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC] I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!

What is Thanos' preferred social media? Snapchat

Did you know that authors seeking for attention on social medias are walking? JK, rolling.

What social media do frogs use Rebbdit

2016 has been a bad year: my attorney sued me for assault, my health-club canceled my membership for non-payment. On the plus side, my social media presence increased! So 2016: Hit attorney, deleted gym...but Facebook up!

Why isn't Tumblr considered social media? Because everyone on there is just talking to themselves.

TIL there’s ancient Egyptian royalty who used a form of social media avant la lettre Have you guys not heard of Nefertweeti?

What do you call social media influencers? Unemployed

The media says social media is keeping the Epstein case alive... Unlike the Clintons

I'm surprised Trump is on social media all the time I figured the Speaker of the House would be the Tweeter of the group.