Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.

Quantum entanglement is not hard to understand: Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.

Why did the sperm cross the street? I wore the wrong sock this morning.

I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement. As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.

What’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One is for five toes, the other is for photos.

What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed

I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and she ended up cooking my sock.

[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'

Have you heard about the incel action figure? It comes in a sock instead of a box.

What's black, 10-inches long, rock-hard and filled with sperm? The sock under my bed.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Cause I put on the wrong sock this morning

I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos

The other holds five

How did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong sock

What’s the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

I beat a black belt at karate My next opponent is a red sock

What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed.

I used to date a dyslexic woman I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

Socks After visiting family I flew home. Later I had this exchange.
Aunt: You left a sock behind. I can’t tell if it’s the left or right sock. *laughs*
Me: Yup. It’s the left sock.
Aunt: *stunned* How can you tell if it’s left or right?
Me: it’s the sock I left...

I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock.

If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it.

I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

Heard the sperm bank gives $50 for your sperm. I have a sock in my room worth $3000.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on in the morning.

What does a sock taste like? Defeat

What's long and hard? The sock under my bed.

There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole

My girlfriend is dyslexic... .. She loves "cooking my sock"

Do you know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets

I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning

I took a dyslexic girl home once and she ended up cooking my sock.

I have good news and bad news I've found a sock...

Why does the man bring an extra sock to golf? In case he gets a hole in one.

Do you know why the spermcells crossed the road? Because i put on the wrong sock today

Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock today.

A man is sitting at a bar and asks for 3 shots He takes one shot and says "these two are for my unborn children that never made it."
"Pregnancy complications?" Asked the bartender.
"No..." said the man, "they dried up in a sock."