Hilarious Spelling Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Spelling Jokes

Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.

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What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes.

*edited for spelling: "Mr" instead of "my"*

Score: 441

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Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh? You bet jurassic can

Edit: spelling for pronunciation. Again

Score: 264

At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."

Me: In a sentence please.

Judge: They're parking their car over there.

Score: 191

The word queue does't have 4 silent letters... They are just waiting their turn.

EDIT
oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?

Score: 157

"Your next spelling word is: beheaded." Can you use it in a sentence please?

"Sure, Kathy Griffin beheaded to the unemployment office."

Score: 146

Why did hitler kill himself? He received his gas bill

EDIT: spelling error

Score: 89

No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery.

^edit: ^spelling...

Score: 71

Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging The word was Dictate.

[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?

[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate

Score: 65

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined.

Score: 63

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

EDIT: spelling

Score: 61

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Score: 51

Math class Teacher asks Johnny:

"Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?"

"An orgy?"

Edited: names spelling, grammar.

Score: 51

"Your word is their..." "Your word is their," said the spelling bee judge.
The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence.
"They're looking for their dog over there," replied the judge.

Score: 45

Between Coffee and Cocaine… …it seems like the country of Colombia just wants to wake up the world.

Edit: Spelling

Score: 38

What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an essay.

Edit: spelling

Score: 35

My name is Ezra. Spelling my name is easy... r, a

Score: 35

What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo

Score: 33

What's smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee

Score: 29

My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

Score: 27

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling

Teehee

Score: 26

How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Edit: Spelling

Score: 25

Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy.

Score: 25

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation.

Score: 23

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!

Score: 23

Breaking: Spelling Bee Official Pronounced Dead. He then used it in a sentence.

Score: 23

How do you get better at spelling? Practiss, practise, practice.

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What exam do young witches have to pass? A spelling test

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What's your best pick up line? Cocaine

Edit:spelling

Score: 20

I used to think air was free... until I bought a bag of chips

Edit: spelling

Score: 18

Why America changed the spelling of words America:Color

England:Colour

America:Neighbor

England:Neighbour

America:Humor

England:Humour

America:Flavor

England:Flavour

England: What are you doing?

Murica': Getting rid of u.

Score: 10

Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.

Score: 10

What's smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee

Score: 8

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,”  I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

Score: 8

I saw a car with a sticker saying, "I am a vet, therefore, I can drive like an animal"… Suddenly, I realized how many gynecologists there are on the road…

EDIT: spelling

Score: 7

You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered.

Edit: Spelling

Score: 6

What's the difference between a cemetery and a golf course? There's only 18 holes in a golf course.

I thought of this but maybe it's already a thing.
Edit: spelling
Edit: more spelling

Score: 6

If I kill someone durng a spelling bee contest... can the judge use that in a sentence?

Score: 5

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee. You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

Score: 5

New Spelling Jokes

The only thing that’s changed about voting over the past 100 years is the spelling. We went from all-male voting then to all-mail voting now.

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I'm not very good at writing jokes online Sometimes I make spelling mistakes!

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How did they decide on the spelling of Canada? They pulled letters out of a hat

"C", eh?
"N", eh?
"D", eh?

Score: 1

What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD

Score: 2

What do you call the stakes in the finals of a spelling bee The alpha-bet

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I got a percipitation trophy At the spelling bee...

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I hate it when people boast about not reading books and being poor at spelling Ignorince isn't a virtue

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Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.

It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee

Edit:spelling

Score: 2

When writing the word shift, make sure you don't forget the f. Otherwise you'll have quite the crappy spelling.

Score: 1

The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird... Little Johnnie said, "No, but one time I saw a spelling bee."

Score: 4

Interviewer: "I hear you are extremely quick at spelling words backwards" Me: "Yes, as a matter of fact I am"

Interviewer: "Ok, how do you spell circumflex backwards?"

Me:"Y G R O"

Interviewer: "That's not even close!"

Me: "Yeah, but it was fast"

Score: 2

People that are bad at spelling are usually of what blood group? Type O

Score: 3

What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy

Score: 4

What's more impressive than a counting pig? A spelling bee.

Score: 4

How do Mongolian tribesmen celebrate They do the Khan Khan
Edit: spelling

Score: 1

One careless spelling mistake... ... and laughter becomes slaughter.

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Tori Spelling walks into a bar... The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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I almost won the college spelling contest today. The last word was "Hindsight"... ...Looking back on it, I could have done better.

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Don't know what's messed up, that Neandrathal is an anagram of Netherlands or my spelling ability.

Score: 1

The last time I saw an asian guy beat that badly..... ...it was by an indian girl at the Scripps National Spelling Bee

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English spelling is actually easy and very logical And aye no aye'm write.

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My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob.

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The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp.

Score: 3

My parents told me if I smacked a fly an ephiopian child will die... But if I smack an Ethiopian child 100 flies will die.

Edit: I see the spelling mistake in the title, oops

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