Hilarious Square Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Square Jokes

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I looked her square in the eyes and said, "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?" "I meant any questions about the job." the interviewer sighed.

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My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary

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I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer...

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I put root beer into a square cup. All I have now is beer.

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I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

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I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon That’s what happens when you cut corners

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I was holding a door open for this asian guy and he said "sank you". I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.

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My girlfriend is like pi plus the square root of negative one. Complex, irrational and barely more than a 3.

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My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary

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What happened in Hong Kong this week? According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.

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Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.

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I put root beer in a square glass Now I just have beer

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Why do they say "be there or be square"? because if you are square, you are not around.

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So i poured my root beer in a square cup and now its just beer

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My Girlfriend is the Square Root of -100 a Perfect 10, but also Imaginary

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i poured root beer in a square glass... now i just have beer.

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.

Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.

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If you pour Root Beer into a square glass... Does it become, just, beer?

(Credit to my little sister)

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I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I've just got beer.

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My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary

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What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle

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Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!" The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

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I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer

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I lost my watch at a party once.. I found it ten minutes later, but some guy was stepping on it. As he stood on my watch, he was sexually harassing a young woman. So I walked up to him and punched him square in the face. Nobody does that to a girl. Not on MY watch.

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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10 for sure, but completely imaginary.

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I just put my root beer in a square cup. Now it is just a beer

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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary.

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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer.

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My gf is like the square root of -100. Solid 10, but also imaginary.

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My GF is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but also imaginary

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Why do people say be there, or be square? Because you wouldn't be a-round

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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 She's a solid 10, but also imaginary.

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My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary.

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What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer

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My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary.

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My girlfriend is like the square root of negative 100 A perfect 10 and imaginary

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A mathematician starts to get dangerously underweight, so he goes to the dietitian. The dietitian diagnoses him with anorexia and tells him to try to eat three square meals a day.

Well, now he's dangerously overweight.

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What did the square say to the circle? Your life seems pointless

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New Square Jokes

Why did farmers stop making round hay bales? They wanted their cows to have square meals

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I don't know why I am not making more friends. I posted a black square on Instagram and everything!

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What dance does not exist? Tiananmen Square Dance

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In history, a bunch of people in Islam like Al Khwarizmi studies square roots I mean, what is up with these Muslim radicals?

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I got the waiter arrested I bought root beer but it was served in a square cup I quickly called the police

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What do Tiananmen square and Epstein's suice have in common Neither is real

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What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer

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A mathematician starts getting dangeroulsy underweight, so he goes to a dietitian. The dietitian tells him that he has anorexia and that he needs to try eating three square meals a day.

Well, now he's dangerously overweight.

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I kept hearing some crazy stuff was happening in Hong Kong so I looked it up. According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.

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What’s time into time ? TIMES SQUARE

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What happened at Tiananmen Square between 15 April and 4 June 1989? \[Removed\]

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Why did the square say to the goth circle? "Quit trying to be edgy."

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The circle of Life has always confused me... every one that I bought has a square board.

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Where do physics teachers go on vacation Times square

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If you pour root beer into a square cup... You get regular beer

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The circle of life is a square with three edges ... Love and empathy ....

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I put my root beer into a square cup Now it's just beer

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My girl friend is like the square root of negative 100. She's a perfect 10, but imaginary.

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What is the square root of the Quran? Radical Islam.

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What do you call a square that got pounded too hard? A rektangle

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Why are goats able to climb so well? They have square eyes, they can see fourth dimensionally

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My girlfriend is like the square root of 99 I don't know that either

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Why do they say be there or be square? Because you're not a round

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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay? Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

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Why is the triangle the most hipster shape? It's the edgiest you can get without becoming a square

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Why should you never teach a plant math? Because it'll grow square roots

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I sexually identify as a vast body of water of more than 100 million square kilometres Can I be trans-atlantic?

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What's the square root of a hyper cube? A sugar cube!

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Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? A: Because he is 2 square

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A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

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I poured my root beer into a square cup. Now I just have a beer.

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I always drink my root beer from a square glass. Then it's just beer.

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What do you get when you put root beer in a square cup? Beer.

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Why couldn't 4 get into the nightclub? Because he was too square.

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the square root of a depressed X is complex

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What do you call an aroused square? An erectangle

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New Year's Eve Party *Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance*

Guy 1: "Man, 2016 has been such a mess."

Guy 2: "I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it."

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I guess ISIS didn't need to make an appearance in Times Square.... Especially since Mariah Carey already bombed

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Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."

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I heard there was a bombing in Times Square. But it was just Mariah.

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I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer.

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Woman are alot like square numbers If there under 13 do them in your head

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Why does Jack Daniels come in a square bottle? So it doesn't roll around on the floor in your car

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