Hilarious Star Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Star Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Genie: You have only one more wish left. Genie: You have only one more wish left.

Me: I wish I was a star.

Gen⭐e: We⭐rd but okay.

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Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet... But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies

Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was

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Why haven't aliens come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.

One star.

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Why don't aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.

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Why didn’t aliens visit our Solar system yet? Because they saw the reviews and it only had one star.

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My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Can you kill someone with a throwing star? Shuriken.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

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Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

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Genie: what are your 3 wishes? Me: make every word 4 letters long

Geni: wish gran

Meee: make ever word star with “br”

Brni: brsh bran

Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth “uh”

Bruh: bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh

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Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What if the real reason aliens don't visit us is because... ...we're a one star planet?

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Why don’t aliens come to our solar system? They checked our ratings.

One star.

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My friend, who's star sign was cancer, died very ironically. He was mauled by a giant crab.

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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it

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My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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I went online and rated our Solar System Gave it one star.

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My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Star Wars joke. Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.

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What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America? Star-Spangled Banner

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"I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you." "That's so sweet."

"Not particularly. It was daytime."

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Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek? Dad: Cause it's the future son

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work? Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns

Husband: Divorce is strong in this one

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New Star Jokes

Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

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[Short Joke] Why is the Star Lord so reckless? Because he has no Ego

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My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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Do you know why haven't aliens come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.

One star.

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What do you call the Hulk when he picks up Captain America's shield? The Star Spangled Banner

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Just been reading some reviews of the solar system Can't believe it only got 1 star.

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it

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As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.

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Why was the Death Star measured in miles? Because they used Imperial units.

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My son Luke loves how I named all our children after Star Wars characters... My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.

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My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic... She got killed by a giant crab.

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Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic... She was killed by a giant crab.

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If I had to rate the solar system I'd give it one star.

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When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"

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TIL: Why Texas is called "The Lone Star State" It's their Yelp rating...

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My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

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When it comes to women, I'm usually denser than a collapsed star. Sometimes I even achieve singularity.

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What type of currency they use in outer space? Star Bucks

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And now, two guys bonding over their star sign as well as a short summary of The Fault in out Stars "Cancer?"

"Cancer."

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Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3? Because in charge of production yoda was.

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Why is Texas a lone star state? "Because it's terrible."

-Yelp review

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My ex wife's star sign was Cancer, quite ironic considering how she died... ...Eaten by a giant crab 🦀

Note: not my joke, not sure where I heard it

Edit: Jimmy Carr / Bo Burnham

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So, I was fishing, and I saw a shooting star! The reel jokes are in the comets.

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Why is Spongebob the main character? Isn't Patrick the Star?

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Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth

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I think our solar system is highly underrated ... ... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

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So my wife said she is sick of all the Star Wars jokes ... I said, just wait until tomorrow - it's the Revenge of the the Fifth

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What website do you go to in order to find the plans to the Death Star? Wookie Leaks

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What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie? The Empire Strikes Blacks

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A man and woman go to marriage counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?

Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.

Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.

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What did the Jews rate their stay at Auschwitz? One star.

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was!

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Earth only has a 1 star rating. Any more than that, and everything would burn up.

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What's the most well-known dwarf star? Peter Dinklage.

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What happens if you mix sesame street and Star Wars? Cookie Wookies.
X-post /r/showerthoughts

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Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star... ...but i was adamant

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Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.

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I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag.

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My friend told me he really dislikes "All Star" by Smashmouth. I said: "Hey now..."

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How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how

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What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.

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What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian

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Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock

Who's There?

Metaphors

Metaphors who?

Metaphors be with you

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Here's my review of the sun: One star.

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They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.

(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)

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I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead

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Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3... ...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca

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I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"

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What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock? Finding Nimoy

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Teacher said this one in class....Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future.

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What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.

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Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground.

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