Hilarious Stevie Wonder Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Stevie Wonder Jokes

Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied "Well... I could have been black".

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Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love

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I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out).

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BREAKING: Stevie Wonder suffers major laceration in horrible accident The wound too big for regular stitches, doctors were forced to use very super stitches

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What do you call it when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles play tennis? Endless Love

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WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER

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Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married.

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Why couldn’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he was married.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he was married.

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I got Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? He's married.

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Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician. He was outa sight!!

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Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends? He got married.

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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.

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Why couldn’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he had a wife

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black.

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What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering an iron.

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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive a bus? There's no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married.

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What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks.

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I gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it's the most violent book he had ever read.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.

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Stevie Wonder gets a divorce Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce.
After the divorce finalization, the lawyer says, "girl, you must've done something really terrible for a blind man to never want to see you again."

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Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

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[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

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Why is Stevie Wonder so humble? He’s blind to his success!

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Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar Stevie wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder? He was very Superstitious.

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Why is Stevie Wonder unable to see his friends? Because he's married.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he might be blind, but at least he's not black

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What’s an example of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis

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You know a top artist by the fact he doesn't look at his instrument while playing it. Stevie Wonder and Ron Jeremy, for example.

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New Stevie Wonder Jokes

Stevie Wonder has been blind from birth and is now 69 years old Long time no see.

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Stevie Wonder would probably make a great touch-typist. It’s just a pity he can’t PC.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favourite joke? fdksjkjfshak jsaiujf gbfvsoj sdygu azbf

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Did you see Stevie Wonders's wife on t.v. last night? It's ok if you didn't, he didn't either.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife? Neither has he.

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When asked about the difficulties of being a blind musician, Stevie Wonder replied.. "It could be worse, I could be black."

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What goes 'ring ring, ring ring... Yeeaaargh!'? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's kids? Neither has he

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I heard Stevie Wonder took part in a clinical trial.... He was the double blind

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's mansion? Neither did he.

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10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie. * 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness

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Whenever I email Stevie Wonder I use the BCC field.

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It took Stevie Wonder 7 years to write the song Superstition... He dropped his pencil on the first day.

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Stevie Wonder is a legend, but did you see how hot his wife is? Neither did he.

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You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender.

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What's the fastest thing at sea? Stevie Wonder in his Ferrari.

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What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder

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My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he.

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