Strawberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry 😢

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom was in a jam

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (This is my favourite joke because it's so bad, I'm sorry you all had to read it)

What does one strawberry say to the other? "Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!

I always forget the french word for strawberry But I eventually remember the fraise

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam

What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her parents were in a jam.

Why was the strawberry sad? His parents were in a jam

What did one strawberry say to the other? "If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his buddy was in a jam.

What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry? It's your fault we're in this jam

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because their mum and dad was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his parents were in a jam

Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam.

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom? The mushroom because he's a fungi.

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.

Did you hear about the ice-cream vendor found dead in his van covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.

Why was the little strawberry crying? Because his mom was in a jam.

James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films. Dave and the giant strawberry.
John and the giant cantelope.
Your mom and the giant cucumber.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam.

Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam.

What type of berry can you drink out of? A strawberry.

My grandma has ingrained this silly joke since I was young: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!

The husband asks the wife... The husband asks the wife:
-Babe which do you like the best, strawberry or banana?
The wife asks him:
-Why are you at the Supermarket?
The husband replys:
No I'm at the pharmacy...

I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.

What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake... ...so he decided to be made one with everything.

Why was the strawberry bruised? Pear pressure.

A strawberry stole a mans wallet It committed a strobbery

What is a desperate strawberry? A berry on its last straw...

Why did the little strawberry cry? because his mother was in a jam

Now I'm quite good at coming up with quotes, but those French strawberry rotators... They can really turn a fraise.