Strawberry Jokes

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Funniest Strawberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry 😢

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Funny Strawberry Jokes
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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom was in a jam

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (This is my favourite joke because it's so bad, I'm sorry you all had to read it)

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What does one strawberry say to the other? "Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!

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I always forget the french word for strawberry But I eventually remember the fraise

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam

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What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her parents were in a jam.

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Why was the strawberry sad? His parents were in a jam

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What did one strawberry say to the other? "If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

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Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his buddy was in a jam.

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What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry? It's your fault we're in this jam

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because their mum and dad was in a jam.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his parents were in a jam

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Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam.

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Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

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Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam.

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Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom? The mushroom because he's a fungi.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Did you hear about the ice-cream vendor found dead in his van covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.

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Why was the little strawberry crying? Because his mom was in a jam.

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James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films. Dave and the giant strawberry.
John and the giant cantelope.
Your mom and the giant cucumber.

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam.

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Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam.

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What type of berry can you drink out of? A strawberry.

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My grandma has ingrained this silly joke since I was young: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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The husband asks the wife... The husband asks the wife:
-Babe which do you like the best, strawberry or banana?
The wife asks him:
-Why are you at the Supermarket?
The husband replys:
No I'm at the pharmacy...

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I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.

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What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...

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Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake... ...so he decided to be made one with everything.

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Why was the strawberry bruised? Pear pressure.

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A strawberry stole a mans wallet It committed a strobbery

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What is a desperate strawberry? A berry on its last straw...

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Why did the little strawberry cry? because his mother was in a jam

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Now I'm quite good at coming up with quotes, but those French strawberry rotators... They can really turn a fraise.

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What were Banana and Strawberry doing at the club? Trying to blend in and be smoothie.

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After realising they only had one piece of fruit left, a starving crew rioted against their captain. It was the last strawberry.

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Did you hear the news a new company is now marketing with celebrities likenesses? Products include Daryll strawberry jam, O.J’s Oj and Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.

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Why was the little strawberry sad? Because his mother was in a jam!

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Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd.

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