Studying Jokes

After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"

A boy is studying for his geography quiz His mom asks him:

"What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin", says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin."

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin."

"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

I just realized that never is a contraction of 'not ever'. And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.

A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."

Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves.


I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban

Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic..... I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.

Studying for finals is like playing Tetris just when you seem to get the facts to fit together, all that you thought you learned disappears.

I always listen to mumble rap when I’m studying. It’s a constant reminder on why it is important to get educated.

Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration

Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them.

I remember studying Pavlov in school and thinking, "Those stupid dogs." and then the bell went and we all had lunch

Chemistry Joke This came to me while studying for an exam....




**What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**


Sodium said "NaBrO"

I'm currently studying snails and slugs. It's safe to say I'm a slow learner.

I'm currently studying the art of persuasion. I think you should too.

Scientists are studying the effects of marijuana on the arctic tern, a species of bird. The studies are so intense they have stated "We are leaving no tern unstoned."

I've been studying the thesaurus lately... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

I was studying in the library today when a black guy came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied: "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."

Mind=blown I once knew a hooker who was studying psychiatry. For $20 she'd blow your mind.

I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.

I started studying art history. I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD Or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons? He was arrested and charged.

...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals.

I was offered a job studying fog but I turned it down. In hindsight, I think it was a mist opportunity.

Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history Is that genealogy or geology?

I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice.

After years of studying, a physics student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes

"It's about time!"

I recently went on holiday to Europe after studying languages when I was younger... It's turns out my German has gone from Bath to Sausage

I'm studying human anatomy. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".

What do you call a trans person studying genetics? Transcriptase

The School Janitor Janitor: I know im just a school janitor, but my eldest son is in M.I.T., his younger brother in Princeton, and my youngest in Harvard.

Student: (amazed) Wow, what are they studying?

Janitor: Oh no, they are janitors as well.

Did you hear about that theoretical physicist who went insane studying cosmic background radiation? He said he couldn't tell where reality ended... and the paranoid delusions began!

What do you call it when you are studying bacteria and someone steals your sample? Cultural appropriation.

Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer

My transgender friend just came back from studying internationally! He was a broad

After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD Man being a Pizza Hut Deliveryman is cool

I spent four years at college studying astronomy and didn't learn anything... I guess you could say I took up space.

I was studying at my desk and fell asleep. A big book from the shelf above fell on me. I blame myshelf for this.