Switzerland Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus.

Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, The flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

A joke from WWII A German soldier is talking to a Swiss soldier:

"How many soldiers could Switzerland mobilize if we were to invade?"

"Half a million within two days."

"And if we invade with a million troops?"

"We shoot twice and go home."

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

A German and a Swiss are arguing about who's country is better... The German, clearly annoyed, asks the Swiss
"So what's so great about Switzerland?" The Swiss shrugs, simply saying.
"Well, the flag is a big plus."

I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland No particular reason, but the flag's a big plus

My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus.

What are some good things about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus...

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland ? Well, the flags a plus

What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I honestly don't know, but the flag is a huge plus.

I Don’t Know Why I Like Switzerland So Much But the flag is a big plus

What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral.

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What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

You know the best thing about Switzerland? I don't either, but their flag's a big plus!

What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia? In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? Don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.

I don't have a lot of great things to say about Switzerland But their flag is a huge plus

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the greatest thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag's a big plus.

I ask my Swiss friend what he thought about Switzerland. He replied, "Well the flag's a big plus."

I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland... I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus

Making a list of all the good and bad things about Switzerland at work. The flag is a big plus.

What is the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, its flag is a big plus.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

Is there any upside to living in Switzerland?? The flag is a big plus.

I don't know much about Switzerland... ...but I hear that their flag is a big plus.