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I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex He’s a small arms dealer.
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He's a small arms dealer.
I have a T-Rex who sells me guns. He's a small arms dealer.
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He is a small arms dealer
Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer.
Why can’t a T-Rex clap it’s hands? Because they are extinct.
Why can't T-Rex's High Five? Because they're all dead
I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer.
Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other? Because they are dead.
Why do T-Rex’s only sell handguns? Because they’re small arms dealers
How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore
Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead
Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead.
Why can't T-Rex's clap? Cause they're dead
Why do the T-Rex often have trouble high-fiving? Because they're dead.
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex
Why can't T-rex's clap? They're all dead.
Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands? They’re extinct
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.
Why was the T-Rex angry? Because he was happy and he knew it...
Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct
I buy my guns from a dude that’s called T. Rex. He’s a small-arms dealer.
Why did the t-Rex sell me a handgun He’s a small arms dealer
What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS.
Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
What is the job of a T-Rex? A small arms dealer.
What's a flower plus a t-Rex?
A squished flower!
(An original from my 5 year old)
Why can’t a T-Rex clap? It’s dead.
I get my guns from a guy named T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer
What goes "Chest, Chest, Chest, Chest"? A T Rex doing "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
I buy my guns from a T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer.
Older lady in the bus snaps at a guy with a dog...
Please get that thing away from me. I can feel flees on my legs.
Dog owner to dog: Rex move away, the lady has flees
I buy my guns from a guy name T-Rex He is a small arms dealer
Why can't T-Rex's hi-five? Because they are all dead.
What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?
*Dino-swore.*
I'm sorry.
Why can't the T-Rex clap Because they are all dead.
How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage? Tea, Rex?
A man walks into a gun shop and sees that the clerk is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He asks, "What's with the small arms?"
What do you call a T rex that sells pistols for a living A small arms dealer
Inspired by 4 year old daughter: What do you call a T-Rex after resistance training? Dino Sore.
Courtesy of 4 year old daughter: What do you call a T-Rex the day after he lifts weights? A Dino Sore.
What do you call the vocabulary dinosaur? The Thesaurus Rex!
How does a T-Rex take notes? Shorthand.
How did the T-Rex feel the day after working out? Dino-sore
What do you call a glass Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pyrex
How do you find a King's treasure? Rex marks the spot.
How does a T-Rex clap his hands? He doesn't. He's extinct.
What do you call a T-Rex with Herpes? A Vaginasore
Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner? At the Dino-Store!
What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!
What do you call a MtF dinosaur?
... a Tranny-saurus Rex
(Not sure if this joke is PC or not)
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus"
How do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus Rex
What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore
What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!
What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
I buy my guns from a man named "T-Rex" He's a small arms dealer
Why did the T-Rex walk funny? He had a saur-as
What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex
Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead
What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex.
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