Thanos Jokes

Thanos’ finger snap would have a way greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared Apparently only DC movies can do that

Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain is Rotten Tomatoes.

Thanos goes to his urologist. The urologist says, "Congrats Thanos, you now also have the kidney stone"

Your momma's so fat Thanos had to clap

What is Thanos favourite social media? Obviously Snapchat

Whoever spoils End Game... Whoever spoils End Game deserves to die like Black Widow, Iron Man, and Thanos.

Your momma so fat It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.

What is Thanos' favourite game? Half-Life.

What is Thanos' favorite video game? Half-Life.

What's Thanos' favorite drink? Snapple

Why does Thanos love Snapchat? It fits his personality like a glove.

Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn’t fit.

After saving the universe from Thanos, Thor spent the night with a beautiful woman. The next morning, Thor says, "Fair maiden, I must confess: I am Thor."

She replies, "*You're* Thor? I can hardly walk."

What is Thanos' favourite video game? Half life

What’s thanos’s favorite social media platform? Snapchat

Your mama so fat... ##Thanos had to clap

What’s Thanos’ favorite drink? Snapple

What’s Thanos’s favorite video game? Half life

Thanos would make a great accountant The books would always be balanced.

Brilliant idea for a start-up Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.

Gonna call it thanOS.

How can Thanos speak english? The rosetta stone

Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal? It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

Wouldn't it be cool if when Thanos snapped half of the audience dissapeared. Too bad only DC movies can do that.

Why wasn't Thanos picked for jury duty? Because he makes snappy judgements!

Yo mamma so fat That Thanos had to clap

Everyone thinks Antman will be the one to kill Thanos Personally, I think he will play a small part in Endgame

What's Thanos' favourite app? Snapchat.

Why did Thanos tell everyone to smell his finger? He was feeling Strange.

What is Thanos' preferred social media? Snapchat

What’s the most offensive marketing campaign post-Thanos Snap? 50% off.

How does Thanos make a snapping noise with the infinity gaunlet? When he snaps his cheeks clap.

What's thanos's favourite app? Snapchat

What's Thanos's Favorite Veggie? Sugar SNAP peas!!!!!!

Tony Stark fulfilled his duties as a father by cracking the ultimate dad joke before dying. Thanos: I’m inevitable. . Tony: Hi Inevitable, I’m Iron Man.

What did Thanos say when his plan didn't work? Oh snap!