Hilarious Time Travel Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Time Travel Jokes

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The bartender said we don't serve time travellers. Two men walk into a bar.

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I actually wanted to post a time traveling joke but you guys didn't like it

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I was going to post a time travel joke But you guys didn't like it.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks into a bar.

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You already know the punchline. What is the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn’t like it. So I choose not to post it this time around

Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys!
( Edited when I only had 27)

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I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it.

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The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve time travellers here." Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title.

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I'd tell you a great time travel joke... but you didn't like it..

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So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it.

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The bartender said we don't serve time travellers... Two time travellers walk into a bar

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I was going to do a joke about time travel… …but nobody liked it.

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"We don't serve time travelers..!" A time traveler walks into a bar

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I was going to post a time traveling joke But you guys didn’t like it

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The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.

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I was going to post a joke about time travel But you guys didn't like it

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The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds.

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I was actually going to post a time travel joke... But you guys didn't like it.

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I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke But you guys didn’t like it

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry? He goes back 4 seconds.

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I was going to post a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it.

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Bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers." A time traveler walks into a bar...

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The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve time travellers in here" A time traveller walks into a bar.

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The punchline comes before the question What's the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar.

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I was gonna tell you all a time travelling joke... ...but you guys didn't like it.

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I was going to post a time travel joke... But you guys didn't find it funny

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A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963. However, he does not know the exact date.
He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him:
"Is today before or after the JF-"

"Before"

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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here." A time traveller walks into a bar.

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Sorry we don't serve time travelers here Two time travelers walk into a bar

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The bartender told him, "We don't serve time travellers here!" A time traveller walked into a bar,

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The barman says "we don't allow time travellers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.

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I had a joke about time travel.... ... But you guys didnt like it

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time travel joke? Wanna hear a

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What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after his meal? He went back for seconds.

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The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't serve Time Travelers." ...

Two Time Travelers walk into a bar

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Just one, but be careful, or this could get weird How many time travelers does it take to change a light bulb?

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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” "Since when?"

"The policy went into effect a year ago."

"OK, be right back"

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New Time Travel Jokes

Time traveller: what's the current popular meme Me: ligma

Time traveller: ligma 1 or ligma 2?

Me: what's ligma 2?

Time traveller: ligma 2 balls

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Time traveller: *appears* quick i need a llama to ride right now. Brothel owner: of course, take your pick.

Time traveller: i made it.

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What did the time travelling caveman call music from the end of the 20th century? AD-s music

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the bartender said we dont serve for time travelers a time traveler walks into a bar

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I was actually going to post a time travel joke... but it seems someone beat me to it.

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Yes Is time travel possible?

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You always know the punchline before you're even told the joke What's the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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His punchlines are before his questions. How do you spot a time traveler?

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What Is The Worst Part About Time Traveling Jokes? **You already know the punchline.**

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I was going to tell a time travelling joke But you guys didn't like it

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Do you know how to time travel? Sleep

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The reason we know time travel doesnt exist No mysterious investor pooled all their money into Apple when it first started out.

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I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke But none of you liked it.

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The bartender says 'Sorry, no time travel allowed in here!' The Doctor walks into a bar.

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...a confusing situation! What do you get when you cross a joke with time travel...?

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We don't serve your kind here A time traveler walks into a bar

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A cute Knock Knock joke I made up Moo!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Time travelling interrupting cow.

Time travelling interrupting cow who?

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A bartender said sorry we don't serve time travelers... Two time travelers walk into a bar.

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You already know the punchline What makes time traveling jokes funny?

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Time Travel "What do we want?!"

"Time Travel!"

"When do we want it?!"

"Irrelevant!"

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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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What do you call a paraplegic time traveller? Marty McSit.

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A woman time traveled to when she was pregnant. She saw her son's future best friend, and said

"You've got a friend in me."

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The bartender says: "Sorry we don't serve time travelers" Harambe walks into a bar.

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The bartender said, "Haven't you been here before?" A time traveler walked into a bar.

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So the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walk into a bar

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And the bartender said... "We don't serve time travellers".
A time traveller walked into the bar.

Saw this in a comment can't find it now, thought I share here.

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So a bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"

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