Hilarious Tooth Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Tooth Jokes

My dentist removed the wrong tooth. It was accidental.

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My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back.

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Even though my girlfriend is addicted to meth, I still love her. She's so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.

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What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity? Tooth DK.

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I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.

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A woman goes to the dentist.... and the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."

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Daughter loses her first tooth Wife : "Honey see this, our daughter lost her first tooth"

Husband : "yeah I know, she probably won't touch my PlayStation again"

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Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist? He had tooth DK

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TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky... Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.

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What do you call dental X-rays? Tooth pics

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What has 10,000 feet and one tooth? An unemployment line in Arkansas.

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My Dentist friend just divorced his wife who is a manicurist All they did was fight tooth and nail

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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"Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip." Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.

Dispatcher: Go ahead.

Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.

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The beauty industry: For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen

For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

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Why Donkey Kong always brushes his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass? A one molar solution.

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I didn't want to believe that my dentist's medical degree was fake But the tooth hurts.

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How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator

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Lost Tooth Mother: Babe our daughter lost her first tooth

Father: I Know , I bet she won’t touch my Xbox again

Mother: WHAT!!!!

Father: What??

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It’s my dream to open a dentist office/manicure salon I’m fighting tooth and nail to make it happen

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush

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What's the most popular time to schedule a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.

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Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist

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"Now that you lost your first tooth..." "Now that you lost your first tooth, what did you learn?"

"That I shouldn't talk back anymore."

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What do you call X-rays taken by a dentist? Tooth-pics.

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How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.

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What did the beaver say when he chipped his tooth? Dam it!

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We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps

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A patient says to a dentist : " you pulled out a tooth in like 3 seconds and you get the money, not fair! What an easy career" The dentist replies: " sounds right. Let's make it 3 hours long."

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What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a tooth cavity? Tooth DK

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I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush.

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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department? Tooth Pics....

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A dentist and a manicurist stepped into the ring They fought tooth and nail

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What time is your dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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My daughter lost her first tooth today! That'll teach that little brat.

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New Tooth Jokes

A passenger aboard a quarantined vessel was experiencing severe tooth pain. Unfortunately the only “doctor” on board was a man with a doctorate in mathematics. But he gave it his best... ...and peformed a primitive root canal.

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What does a frog with sweet tooth eat for lunch? Moskittles.

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What is the best time to phone the dentist? Tooth hurty

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At what time do you go to a dentist? At tooth-hurty

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What's the best time to schedule your dentist appointment? Tooth hurty

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How did you compliment a redneck? Nice tooth

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist Tooth hurty.

.... I'll let myself out

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Well make up your mind A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

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I was devastated when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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What did the dentist say when he pulled the wrong tooth? Sorry, that was accidental.

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A dental doctor with patient A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb? You've got some nerve, punk!

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My son lost his first tooth today.. He was flying with United.

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Man walks in with broken tooth. Man: Doc!? I was eating my daily apple when suddenly...

Doctor: We're done here.

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(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

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Did you hear about the viking cannibal? He had a Swede-tooth

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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A woman goes to the dentist And is told she needs to have a tooth pulled.

She says, "oh no, I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth pulled "

The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind, I need to adjust the chair"

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