Toothbrush Jokes

TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.


Edit: Sorry for picking on you WV, when there appears to be numerous other states I could have equally offended with this joke.

You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in the south? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because anywhere else it would've been called a teethbrush.

Annoying husband Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

TIL that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the "Teethbrush."

The toothbrush must had been invented in Alabama or Mississippi... Because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

Did you hear Oral-B and Queen Latifah are making a toothbrush together? It’s called clean-ya-teefah!

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Of course the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would’ve been called the teethbrush.

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in the state of West Virginia? Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a ‘teethbrush’.

My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush

The toothbrush was invented in Alabama If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it came from anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Alabama.

If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush today There's no plaque

My dad bought me a Sonicare toothbrush I guess he just wanted me to know.

After 6+ years of me and my wife being together, she still gets mad whenever i use her toothbrush So if anyone knows another way to remove dogshit from my sneakers id be happy to hear it

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush.

The toothbrush was invented in Huntsville, Alabama... Otherwise it would have been called "the teethbrush."

TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush... I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

The toothbrush was invented in the South because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

Know any West Virginia Jokes? I just got a job and am moving there soon. The only one I know is, "In West Virginia it's called a TOOTHbrush and not a teethbrush for a reason"

For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.

Not many people know it, but the toothbrush was invented in my home state of Kentucky You can tell because had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush.

I went to the doctor for a rash... Doctor: What toiletries are you using?

Me: Steven’s soap, Steven’s shampoo, Steven’s toothpaste and Steven’s toothbrush.

Doctor: Huh, so is Steven’s a foreign brand?

Me: No, Steven is my roommate.

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in the south? Well, if it was invented in the north, it would be called the teethbrush.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Brazil... ...if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.