Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What’s the difference between a piano, a can of tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

I just fell victim to a dad joke Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.

Me: I don't know?

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Given the terms “crab”, “tuna”, “lobster”, and “Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders”, which does not fit? Ans: “tuna”. The other 3 are crushed asians.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna!

I made a tuna salad this morning. Stupid thing didn't even eat it.

What's the difference between a Tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes.

What's the difference between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Did you hear the one about the armless man and the tuna sandwich? **He didn't make it.**

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Strange new trend at the office People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna.

What does a piano, a tuna and glue have in common? You can tuna piano but can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano,tuna and glue. You can tune a piano.
You cant piano a tuna.

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue? Me: Don't know?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!

Guess how many fish I got from the market? Tuna half.

Whats the difference between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna.

I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said: "Best Before Date" I thought, "No, it isn't."

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.

What's the difference between glue, tuna and a guitar? You can tuna piano but you can't guitar a tuna

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass!

Whats the difference between a piano a can of tuna and a bucket of glue... You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna









(Random person) "what about the bucket of glue?"


(You) "I knew you would get stuck on that"

Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna.

What's saltier than a tuNa? A barNaCle

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? One is an instrument, one is a fish, and one is an adhesive.

What is a jawa's favorite style of pasta? Rotini

Sorry, was picking out pasta for tuna casserole and it made me laugh.

If Romeo and Juliet were tuna... they would be Starkist lovers.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between tuna and a piano? You can finger a piano, but fingering tuna gets me kicked out of the aquarium.

I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside. I got catfish catfish cat fish.

If western water have swordfish, when what do eastern waters have? Ka*tuna*

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna