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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoes? White Vans.
What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
What is Donald Trumps favourite type of clothing Russian Ties
There's only one type of person who never gets angry... A nomad.
What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck.
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF
What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
I invented a new type of car...
Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaand eyeeeeeeeeeee
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo
Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR] 9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
What type of clothing does Trump have a secret collection of? Russian ties.
What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood
Q. What's the rudest type of Elf? A. The GofuckyoursElf.
What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals.
Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEE
What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE
What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants
What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes.
Why do Women and Children evacuate first during any type of disaster So men can think of solutions in silence
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEE
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure...
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEE
Bathroom humour is not my favorite type of humour... but it's a solid #2.
What's the best type of shot for an anti-vaxxer? A 9mm.
What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible.
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock? Sedimentary my dear Watson...
What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints.
Whats the only type of Doctor most American's can afford? Dr.Pepper
What's a philosopher's favourite type of tea? Certain *tea*
What type of currency do people use in space? Starbucks.
What type of car does Tarzan drive? A Mazda tree to tree.
What is a moth’s favorite type of glasses? Lampshades!
What's Chinas favourite type of weather A Blizzard
What’s Michael Jacksons favourite type of pasta? Spaghett-hee hee.
What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood? Fish schticks
What is wheelchair users' favourite type of comedy?
Stand-up comedy.
This is just a joke please don't consider it as offensive.
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of car A Mini Coupé
Lame joke: What is a pilot’s favorite type of bagel? Plain
There are only two type of guys. Those who pee in the shower And those who lie.
What type of air isn't free? Chip bags.
What's a ghosts favourite type of bee? Boooooooobies
What type of tree comes in all shapes and sizes? A geometree
What type of dog is best at magic? A labracadabrador
What type of tree doesn’t need to worry about birth control? A rubber tree.
What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats
What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYEEEE
What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage? An R.V. dent.
What type of doctor must carry a phone/pager with them at all times? An Oncologist.
What type of chips suffer from allergies? Nachoos
What's an African's favourite type of tea? Poverty.
What type of holy water is the cleanest? Anti-skeptic
What type of people read the fastest? 9/11 victims. One when through 104 stories in a few seconds.
What are Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim
What type of music do wind turbines like? They're big heavy metal fans.
How does a terrorist know what type of bomb he's using? Well, he can C4 himself.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaannnnnddddeeeyyyyyyyyeeeee
What type of tree has the most germs? A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)
There is a type of capital punishment where the executioner yells mispronounced words at the inmates until they die. It's called lethal inflection.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite type of math? Mathturbating.
What's a manager's favourite type of tile? Versatile.
What type of currency they use in outer space? Star Bucks
What type of salad does an epileptic eat? A seizure salad.
What type of cat is always disappointed ? Sighamese
What type of car does the pope drive A Christler
What type of cheese is the lonliest? Provalone.
What type of cookies do fat people eat? Four chin cookies.
What type of person doesn't like Pizza? A WeirDOUGH.
What's the best type of dinner date One that ends with breakfast
What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot
What are Wolverine's favorite type of cookie? SNIKT-doodles
What's a scientist's favorite type of dog? A lab.
On what type of exam is it better to get a D than an A? A breast exam
What type of fruit can't run away and get married A cantaloupe
What type of overalls does Mario from Nintendo wear? DenimDenimDenim
What type of insurance does a florist provide? Wife insurance
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEE!
What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
What type of bakery has the fastest service? A Russian bakery.
What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car? KIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!
Apparently Abraham Lincoln kept extremely detailed records of every single tree he cut down, detailing the type of tree, dimensions, even the location where it was cut, and more. They're called the Lincoln Logs.
What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese.
What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible.
What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian
From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use? A hawkie talkie.
What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap
What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.