Virginia Jokes

TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.


Edit: Sorry for picking on you WV, when there appears to be numerous other states I could have equally offended with this joke.

Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.

Of course the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would’ve been called the teethbrush.

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in the state of West Virginia? Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a ‘teethbrush’.

In West Virginia, a policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?

Miner: Mine.

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them.

So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.

My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me.. Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*.

If you poke a Virginia Tech fan... Are you doing the Hokie Pokey?

How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread

The word toothbrush originated in West Virginia... Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in W. Virginia? because if it was invented anywhere else it’d be called the teethbrush.

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states… Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.

Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm." what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .

No eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer.

I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him

“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,

"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

Know any West Virginia Jokes? I just got a job and am moving there soon. The only one I know is, "In West Virginia it's called a TOOTHbrush and not a teethbrush for a reason"

I told a tornado joke in Virginia last night. It brought the house down.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child....

Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive.

If you're from Virginia, you're a Virginian. If you're from New York, you're a New Yorker. If you're from Texas, you're a Texan. And if you're from Massachusetts, you're a Democrat.

I'm thinking of starting a service to find out the heritage of West Virginia residents I'll call it Incestry™

What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam? If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?

A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above

How do you find a virgin in West Virginia? Find a girl who can still run faster than her 12 year-old brother.

How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How come there was no damage the night the stars fell on Alabama? Because the state was moved aside. Haven't you heard of Mobile Alabama?

The people responsible for that feat of engineering later brought us Wheeling West Virginia.

I was born and raised in North Virginia When I was 8, my parents moved to Colorado, which was quite the change as you can imagine.

Then when I was 16, I found them again.

What's the difference between a drug dealer in Colorado and a drug dealer in virginia One takes insurance

As things heat up in Charlotte, Virginia... Remember that pepper spray is super effective against white nationalist because they aren't use to seasoning.

So West Virginia recently legalized medical marijuana... I guess that you could say it was almost heaven.