Hilarious Vision Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Vision Jokes

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.

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I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.

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5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.

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In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.

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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?

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#2020 In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.

I can't wait to see them all.

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"Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

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I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision

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I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision

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Hate when people ask me where I see my self in 3 years time. I dont have 2020 vision

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I can see 6 years into the future. Thanks to my 2020 vision.

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I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision

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I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.

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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys. I don't have 2020 vision.

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I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

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I can see 3 years into the future I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

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Why is booze better than carrots? Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.

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The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

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I realised at the last minute that i forgot my protective goggles at the nuclear test facility this morning. My line manager saved my vision and shielded me from the intense light! He's my super visor

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I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision.

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At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision.

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I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision

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I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision.

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At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision.

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My eye doctor told me he could fix my vision with witchcraft. At least he's opti-mystic.

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Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision.

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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years. Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

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I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision.

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A Welsh guy was getting his driver's license. He had to take a vision test, so they showed him a line of letters that said: B W N S T R Y D D W L L

They asked, "Can you read the letters?" The man replied, "Are you kidding? I'm *from* that town!"

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Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.

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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many jokes about perfect vision. I can see it now.

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What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.

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In an interview I was asked where I see myself in 5 years time. "I don't know. I'm afraid I don't have 2020 vision"

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements.

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The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".

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A man with bad vision fell into a well... He couldn't see that well.

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I can see 3 years into the future It's called 2020 vision

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New Vision Jokes

How do so many cops think they see a gun that isnt there this year? They have 2020 vision.

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My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night... He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.

I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".

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Why did Superman get into PG films by himself when he was a little lad? He had super-vision.

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Eye Doctors Worldwide Are Going Of Of Buisiness Since we all have 2020 vision now

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I hate ot when people ask I'm what I'm currently doing I don't have 2020 vision

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It's January 1st and I'm already tired of these 2020 vision puns... I can really see this being a bad year for jokes.

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Finally, all the lame "2020 vision" jokes are behind us. You could say, they're in hindsight.

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Why was the optometrist so surprised? All of his patients were suddenly experiencing 2020 vision.

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My new years resolution is to improve my vision My goal is 2020

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People keep asking me what il be doing tomorrow. I have no idea. I dont have 2020 vision.

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On January 1st I have a eye doctor appointment. I’ll finally have 2020 vision

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In a job interview they asked me where I see myself going next year. I said I wasn't sure because I don't have 2020 vision.

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After pioneering eye surgery, I can see exactly 12 months into the future I have 2020 vision

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I went to the eye doctor today and they said I could see the future They told me I have 2020 vision

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I hate whem people ask me how I am going to be doing in 3 years I don't have 2022 vision 😅🙌👌😂

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The civil war between superheroes started because the avengers had no supervision. They only had a regular Vision.

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I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance [Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

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Why did NASA delayed the launch of the JWST to May 2020? Because they see it as a perfect vision.

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I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I mean, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Son says to father “Daddy i don’t need glasses when I’m near you.”

“How son?”

“When I’m with you, I have super-vision.”

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People ask where I see myself in 3 years. But I don't have 2020 vision.

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Please stop asking me what I will be doing in 3 years, It's not like I have 2020 vision.

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If the Vision movie comes out in 2020... The Marvel marketing group will have a field day

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A man from Ireland got into a terrible car crash and his eye was dislodged from his socket. Miraculously the surgeons were able to place it back in and he had no lost of vision. Guess you could say he had "the luck of the Iris"

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My optometrist says I have prophetic vision. I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.

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What do you think will happen in 3 years time? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What should Tony Stark use to update his android friend, who is worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir? Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.

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I can see 3 years into the future thanks to my... 2020 vision

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I heard this in 2015. I hate when someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, I don't have 20/20 vision.

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Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but.......... He had issues with Vision, you see.

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Got asked where I saw myself in 3 years... Said I wasn't sure, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Don't ask me where I see myself in 3 years time I don't have 2020 vision

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People keep asking me what I'll be doing in 3 years time Like come on guys I don't have 2020 vision

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My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020

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My brother wears non-prescription glasses whenever he takes a math test He says it helps with the vision.

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Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore.

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I hope in 2020, Americans have the hindsight to fix what they started. Hindsight. 2020. Ha ha vision jokes.

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Wal-Mart supercenters are going to be getting dental clinics to go with their pharmacies and vision centers.... There will actually be two clinics in each store---one regular clinic and an express clinic for people with ten teeth or less.

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The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased.

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Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Job inteviewer asked me where do I see myself in 5 years I said, "Sorry but I don't have 2020 vision."

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I hate when people ask what I'll be doing in 5 years time I don't have 2020 vision

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Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision.

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