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What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Funny What Do You Get When You Cross Jokes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna? A Golden Receiver.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross alcohol with an unstable parent? Beats me

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? swimming trunks! :D

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What do you get when you cross Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Murdered in a jail cell.

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What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic? Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden? Nein 11

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What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a pervert with a pirate? ARRRRRR Kelly

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What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding

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What do you get when you cross babies with soldiers? Infantry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way

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What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage? The wurst headache

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get when you cross a Cow with and Octopus? A Visit from the ethics committee, and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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What do you get when you cross an anti-vaxxer with a stripper? Pole-io

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.

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A joke for Donald Trump - what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel

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What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect? A person of incest.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? Just the pitbull.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet.

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What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the queen? Murdered in a tunnel in France.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Killed in an automobile accident.

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New What Do You Get When You Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a bag of weed? A dooberman.

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What do you get when you cross a chef and a waitress? A cold meal

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Leonardo Da Vinci? The *Shamona Lisa*

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What do you get when you cross irony with an oxymoron? Rust

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What do you get when you cross Spock with Gordon Ramsay? Simon Cowell

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo? A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.

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What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person, and an African American? Vinegar.

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What do you get when you cross a baby with an octopus? An angry letter from the ethics committee and immediate cessation of all funding.

(The joke about the man and the egg reminded me of this).

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What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an atheist? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man? a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees? BOO-BEES!

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What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? From experience You'll get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar? According to the Paternity Test: Me

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A little over half way.

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What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman? Pony Park

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What do you get when you cross black with white or yellow? You get to the other side of the road.

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What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck? Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon? Sauerkraut.

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What do you get when you cross Studio Ghibli and pizza rolls? My Neighbor Totino

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What do you get when you cross an Atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

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What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when you cross the Russian Mob with the Italian Mafia? Killed.

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What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster? Release the Kracklen!

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity-dog!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up at night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, and agnostic, and a dyslexic? A guy that spends all night in bed questioning the existence of dog

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What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Russian? Broken legs at best

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What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets? Dao Jones.

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What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug? Slime Shady.

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What do you get when you crossbreed a horse with a rabbit? A dead rabbit.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic? Someone who goes through life wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a cheese grater with a giraffe? A ban from the zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess... Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?

A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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What do you get when you cross hard alcohol with a classic American novel? Tequil-a Mockinbird

Edit: I've been told this is apparently a real drink... whatever, classic comedy

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What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross a tiger with a human? Kicked out of the zoo and fined 1,000 dollars

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What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.

Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A Nobel Prize in biology.

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What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak? A sturdy poetry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with an electric eel? A shocktopus.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Extra drumsticks!

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

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what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye

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what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument

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What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.

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What do you get when you cross a human with a donkey? Banned from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!

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My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!

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(first) What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper

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