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What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna? A Golden Receiver.
What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed.
What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? A ban from the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo
What do you get when you cross alcohol with an unstable parent? Beats me
What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a insomniac, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate
What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out the petting zoo...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? swimming trunks! :D
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Murdered in a jail cell.
What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.
What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic? Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden? Nein 11
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross a pervert with a pirate? ARRRRRR Kelly
What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding
What do you get when you cross babies with soldiers? Infantry.
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way
What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage? The wurst headache
What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
What do you get when you cross a Cow with and Octopus? A Visit from the ethics committee, and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
What do you get when you cross an anti-vaxxer with a stripper? Pole-io
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.
A joke for Donald Trump - what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel
What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect? A person of incest.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? Just the pitbull.
What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet.
What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the queen? Murdered in a tunnel in France.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Killed in an automobile accident.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a bag of weed? A dooberman.
What do you get when you cross a chef and a waitress? A cold meal
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Leonardo Da Vinci? The *Shamona Lisa*
What do you get when you cross irony with an oxymoron? Rust
What do you get when you cross Spock with Gordon Ramsay? Simon Cowell
What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo? A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.
What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person, and an African American? Vinegar.
What do you get when you cross a baby with an octopus?
An angry letter from the ethics committee and immediate cessation of all funding.
(The joke about the man and the egg reminded me of this).
What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an atheist? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.
What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man? a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees? BOO-BEES!
What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? From experience You'll get kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar? According to the Paternity Test: Me
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A little over half way.
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman? Pony Park
What do you get when you cross black with white or yellow? You get to the other side of the road.
What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?
Aloha snack bar!
I'm sorry
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon? Sauerkraut.
What do you get when you cross Studio Ghibli and pizza rolls? My Neighbor Totino
What do you get when you cross an Atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross the Russian Mob with the Italian Mafia? Killed.
What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster? Release the Kracklen!
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity-dog!
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up at night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, and agnostic, and a dyslexic? A guy that spends all night in bed questioning the existence of dog
What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Russian? Broken legs at best
What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets? Dao Jones.
What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug? Slime Shady.
What do you get when you crossbreed a horse with a rabbit? A dead rabbit.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic? Someone who goes through life wondering if there really is a dog.
What do you get when you cross a cheese grater with a giraffe? A ban from the zoo.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?
A: A computer that never goes down on you.
What do you get when you cross hard alcohol with a classic American novel?
Tequil-a Mockinbird
Edit: I've been told this is apparently a real drink... whatever, classic comedy
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a human? Kicked out of the zoo and fined 1,000 dollars
What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?
Ron Burgundy.
Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A Nobel Prize in biology.
What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak? A sturdy poetry.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with an electric eel? A shocktopus.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Extra drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog
What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage
What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye
what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine
What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument
What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.
What do you get when you cross a human with a donkey? Banned from the petting zoo
What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas.
What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!
My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!
(first) What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper
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