Hilarious Why Did Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Why Did Jokes

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete? She wanted to see the task manager.

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Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

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Why did 7 eat 9? Cause he needs 3 squared meals a day

I'm sorry

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Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him.

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Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

EDIT: Wow RIP inbox, thanks for the love guys.

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Why did Donald Trump take Xanax For Hispanic attacks

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Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth? They became transparent.

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Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Why did the slave go to college? So he could pickup his Master's degree.

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Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.

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Why didn’t aliens visit our Solar system yet? Because they saw the reviews and it only had one star.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

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Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Police: Then why are you reporting it now?
Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why did Bill Barr gas protestors? So the chicken could cross the road

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Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11.

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I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver!

*drops mic*

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch

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Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because Dshells were too big.

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Why didn't 4 enter the haunted house? Because it was 2 squared

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Courtesy of my 5 year old: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.

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I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear." "The fear of flying?", I asked.

"No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone."

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase? Because he hated Capitalism

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it

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Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis

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Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

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Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did Donald Trump rush to Macy's? He heard they had Ivanka's clothes half off

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Why did the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks

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We all know that six is afraid of seven because seven ate nine, but why did seven eat nine? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals per day.

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Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

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Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike

I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke

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Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell someone he was a vegan.

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New Why Did Jokes

Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because I accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning.

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Why did the girl get the waitress job? You could say she brings a lot to the table....

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Two morons are sitting on a fence. The big one fell off, why didn't the other? He was a little more on.

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Why did Obi Wan Kenobi fertilize his lawn with marijuana? He wanted the high ground.

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Why did everyone hate communism? I'd give it full Marx

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Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.

*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*

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"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?" "I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

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Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

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Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

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Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants? So he could run his fingers through his hair!

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

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Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.

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Why did HD TV jump from 2K straight to 4k? Because 3k was considered too racist.

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Why did Hitler lose his drivers licence? He was too hard on the gas

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Why did the bartender only charge his customer for the vodka in his screwdriver? Because as of yesterday, OJ is free.

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Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a pot smoker? Too much blunt force.

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Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert? He was baroque.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why did the riot police like to leave for work early? To beat the crowd.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well

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Why did LeBron James skip college? He didn't want to show up for finals.

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Why did Donald Trump drain the swamp? So he could hire what was on the bottom.

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Why did the number 10 die? It was in the middle of 9/11

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Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? It said 2-4 years on the box.

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Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents? Because he was on the Nautilus...

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Why did Donald Trump marry an Immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American wants to do

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Cuz it was soda pressing.

I'm so sorry everyone

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Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.

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Why did the tractor sell medicines? Because it was a farm assist!

... I'm sorry...

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Why did the Cold War end? Global warming started.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To eat the chicken

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Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak? Because it was /r/aww

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Why did Shakespeare have a great time in secondary/high school? He didn't have to read Shakespeare.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.

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Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.

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Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible? He was having a midlife crisis.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them

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Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d’olive

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room.

[an old classic]

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Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well.

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Why did Gollum leave the room every time Sam and Frodo lit their pipes? He couldn't stand being around such filthy habitses.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw.

^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.

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Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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