Why The Long Face Jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says Alcoholism is destroying my family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse responds, "My alcoholism is killing my family."

A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender quips, "why the long face?".

The horse says, "my alcoholism is killing my family"

Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

two atoms are talking.. "Hey Bob, why the long face?"
"I've just lost an electron."
"What, are you sure?"
"Yes..... I'm positive."

A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the horse replies, "I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"

A horse walks into a church... Priest says, 'Why the long face?'

Horse replies, 'Evolution'.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"

The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

I'm here all week folks

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" "Because alcoholism has destroyed my life and my family. Let me get your rail whiskey."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse says, "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical construct within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

Why the long face ? A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: why the long face ?

Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face" the horse replies "I have clinical depression"

Horse trots up and says to mirror: "why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today." I'll be here all week folks.

A horse walks into a bar... The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I just found out I've got AIDS."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

A man with Marfan syndrome walks into a bar... The barman says, 'why the long face?'

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” “I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

A man walks up to a horse and says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife left me."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ”why the long face?” The horse responds with “ my wife just died of cancer”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'why the long face?' The horse said 'my wife has terminal cancer'

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse responded, "I finally realize that my alcoholism is disrupting my life at home and driving my family apart."

A horse walks into a bar "Why the long face"



I have aids

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ‘Why the long face?’

The horse says ‘My wife left me.’

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse says, "I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."

A horse walks to a bar, the bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “My alcoholism is destroying my family”.

A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The door responds, "I'm off my hinges."

Another horse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long face?"

and the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.

A guy walks into a bar that's still in pre-alpha when he sees another player ... and asks "why the long face?"

I saw a mustang by the bar today. I said "why the long face?"

Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: "Why the long face?"

My wife walked into a bar. The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

Glaring at the bartender, my wife responded "That joke's for horses, you idiot."

"Yes, it is," the bartender replied.

Horse walks into a bar, orders a drink, bartender says, "Why the long face?" Horse answers, "Because my alcoholism is destroying my family".

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse replies, "I have AIDS"

Tori Spelling walks into a bar... The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"