Worm Jokes

The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese

People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion..

What's the only thing worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cutting your toe off with an axe

First bird gets the worm, second mouse gets the cheese but the third wife gets The White House

What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing a worm? The holocaust.

What’s worse then finding a worm in your apple The holocaust.

I know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not protecting net neutrality.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm

Early Bird The early bird gets the worm.



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But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half >!the population of the planet dead thanks to anti-vaxx morons actively working towards deleting herd immunity.!<

Latvian man dies of hunger. He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.

What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other

What's worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide.

Advice to the worm Sleep in late!

If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off … … would it be de-lighted?

What's worse than finding out there's a worm in your apple? Finding only half of it.

Sir, you cannot fish here! “Sir, you cannot fish here!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Look, I know Deborah ate a worm... But we are not here to debate de bait Deb ate.

How do you tell if a worm is a boy worm or a girl worm? Tell it a joke - if he laughs it's a boy, and if she laughs it's a girl.

How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail, it'll be de-lighted.

Current Year Edge vs Old School Edge Old School Edge: what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Current Year Edge: what's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm in it.

Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"

Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."

How do ghouls sign off a letter? Best witches and worm regards

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple that you just bit into? Getting raped

What worse than finding a worm inside of your apple? A holocaust

What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Being mercilessly beaten over the head by an angry mob.

A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

(Warning: Dark Humor) Worm in the Apple A: Whats's worse than a worm in the apple?



B: The Holocaust.




A: What's worse than the Holocaust?



B: 5 Million Jews.

What is much worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple

What temperature does a caterpillar like? Worm Temperature

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding that your Windows has a bug.

Why do hacker types sleep in till late in the morning? Because the early bird gets the worm.

What's the difference between Louis CK and the early bird? One beats chicks to the worm, the other beats the worm to chicks.