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I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?" I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."

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What does the narcissistic cow say? "Meeeeee!"

I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy writer.
You are welcome.

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What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.

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A BuzzFeed writer walks into a bar... 95% of americans were shocked to find out what happened next.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.

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Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.

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Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist.

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A Buzzfeed writer walked into a bar... You won’t BELIEVE what they asked for!

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How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.

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Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer?

A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write.

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Being a writer is enjoyable... But the job of editor is more rewording.

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My writer's block makes me want to kill myself And I would, but I dont know how to start the suicide note.

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How did the editor fix the writer's article about appreciation for a certain valuable mineral? Edit: Thanks for the gold

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I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer No. 1 will shock him.

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Being a writer keeps me in great physical shape I'm always running out of ideas.

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Charles Dickens had writer's block… He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.

"Olive, or twist?"

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A lady comes to a writer house - Hey, how's your book writing going?

- Really well, I'm up to page 69.

- Wow, what're you writing?

- Page numbers

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A buzzfeed writer and a terrorist walked into a bar What happened next will blow your mind!

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What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe

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Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc. Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

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What does the writer suffer from each spring? A case of allegories

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What's it like to be an aspiring writer? It's difficult to put into words.

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The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in. They said: "B minor".

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Just heard Barrack Obama's main writer has been killed.. Sources reporting that he is currently speechless.

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So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit.

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Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about

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What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists? Writer's block.

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My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech.

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What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer? Journalism!

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What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience? What comes next will shock you

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I'm a writer My pen name is Bic

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Did you hear about the writer who was sitting under the big statue of the cross in Rio de Janeiro, working on his screenplay, when a gang beat him up and stole his laptop? Another victim of a cross site scripting attack.

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What do you call it when a writer hangs himself off the side of the mountain? A cliffhanger.

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I told my friend that I quit my job to become a writer. He said, "Take your life seriously."


I told him that writing is my passion and I'm quite serious about it.


Then he said "No dude, take your life, seriously.."

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What do you call a well slept, well fed writer? Content writer

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What do communism and a essay writer who plays no sport have in common? They work on paper, but not in practice.

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What position did the writer play in soccer? Foreword

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A short poem entitled "The Imagination of a Writer" Negligible.

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A buzzfeed writer walked into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what he asked for!

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My favorite english writer is Dickens JK Rowling

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