Hilarious Yellow Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Yellow Jokes

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Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow.

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A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, "that's bananas"

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What is big, yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children

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What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."

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What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children

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I'm not racist I love all people whether they're black, brown, yellow, or normal.

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"This is your Captain speaking..." "...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A bus full of kids

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I was diagnosed as colour blind today. It came completely out the yellow.

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I was at an art gallery. "Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."

He stepped away from the urinal and left.

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What do you call a green bat that walks across a yellow bridge? I don’t know, but at least it isn’t a repost

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Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green

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Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go.

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I am not racist I dont care if you are black, yellow or normal.

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Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green.

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Jake went over to pick up his girlfriend to go on a date. When he found her naked, he asked why.
"Well, because I don't have any dresses to wear!"
"Sure you do," Jake replied, opening her closet. "Here's a blue one, a red one, a green one- oh, hi Francis- a yellow one..."

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"Darling, your teeth are like stars." "So yellow and so far apart..."

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Green is my favorite color. I like it better than blue and yellow combined.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive

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A weird little German kid just handed me a bunch of yellow metal Thanks for the gold, strange kinder

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What do you call a cowardly, depressed communist that recycles? A green yellow red with the blues.

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Roses are 6, yellow is a number I’m having a stroke, call a cucumber

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Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono

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A boy asks his dad "Dad what's an alcoholic?" Dad replied: "Well son, do you see those 2 yellow cars over there? An alcoholic would see 4"

The son responded: "But dad, I can only see 1 car"

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Green is definitely my favorite color I like it far more than blue and yellow combined

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Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow. "What on earth is that, Holmes?"

"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."

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What do the colors in the German flag stand for? Black: cars

Red: sausages

Yellow: beer

Blue: jews

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Everybody should be treated equally It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow or normal.

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What is yellow, has 38 eyes, and can't swim? A School Bus.

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What's yellow and doesn't swim? A school bus filled with kids?

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Cowards are yellow, Russians are red, Mix them together, it's Trump's orange head.

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What's yellow and eats nuts? Syphilis

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What is yellow, has one arm and can't swim? - an excavator

Do you think that's funny?
Well, the excavator operator doesn't

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Just found out i was colourblind. Well that came completely out of the yellow

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What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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What's yellow and up in the sky? An Asian that stepped on a land mine.

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What's yellow and you will die if it falls on you from a tree? A tractor.

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New Yellow Jokes

What is blue, yellow and orange? Colors

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What do the colors in the German flag stand for? Black: cars

Red: sausages

Yellow: beer

White: jews

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Based on the reports of all the different creatures being eaten that could have been the source of the corona virus, what would be the smallest section in the Wuhan Yellow Pages? Pest control companies.

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What do the colors in the Italian flag stand for? Red: food

White: architecture

Green: music

Blue: a strong and courageous military

Yellow: competitive Formula 1 teams

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What is yellow that turns red? A canary🐤 in a blender

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What is yellow and deadly if it hits your eye? A train.

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What yellow fruit denies everything? A bananah.

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The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? The orange man

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Why was Yellow mad at green? Because RGB

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What is yellow but can’t swim? A school bus full of children.

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The world tongue twister champion died in a tragic motorway accident yesterday. He was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry..........

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Dorothy was walking with Toto, Tin Man, and Scarecrow along the Yellow Brick Road when Toto suddenly sneezed. "Bless you, Toto!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"I bless the rains down in Africa," murmured Toto.

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter

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I unexpectedly found out I’m color blind That sure came out of the yellow

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Guy 1: what kind of car is an ixat? Guy2: never heard of it, where did you see that? Guy 1: I was stopped at a red light, looked in my rear view mirror and there was a yellow car with " ixat" written on the hood behind me.

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Why can't you send off a dog in soccer? Because they can't tell the difference between a red card and a yellow

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What do you call a undead yellow and black striped Insect... a Zombee.

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What do the French call a yellow Jamaican man? Lèmon.

I thought of this one myself shut up

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What do you get when you cross black with white or yellow? You get to the other side of the road.

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If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live? The White House

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They say I'm racist against asians. But I play Pikmin and I like the yellow ones!

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What's yellow and goes "cheep cheep"? A Chinese prostitute

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A mexican is crossing the border The guard says, "if you can use the words pink, green and yellow in a sentence, I'll let you across."

The Mexican agrees, and thinks for a while the says, "I hear my phone going 'green green', so I pink it up and say 'yellow!'"

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Why did the place where two roads diverged in the yellow wood become overgrown quickly? Because Frost increases soil fertility!

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Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr Watson and announced: "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door." "Good grief, Holmes," said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?"

"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."

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What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus.

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Red called blue. Blue picked up the phone and said "yellow?" Red replied "you must not have color id"

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What's white on top, yellow in the middle and black on the bottom? Society

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What do blondes and Twinkies have in common? They're yellow and filled with cream.

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I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing… He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

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What's Big, Yellow and full of testosterone? The boy's wrestling bus

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What is blue and tastes like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is yellow, and if it comes into your eye you are dead? A Dutch train

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General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have penises drawn on them.

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What do you call a Yellow Batman? a banananananananana batman

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Why did my paper turn yellow when I dropped it in my drink? It must've been lit

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I poured a bag of yellow vegetables over a dead policeman. Corn on the cop.

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If it's yellow, let it mellow If it's brown, stop it at the border and submit it to extreme vetting.

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Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo.

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My wife fave birth to our daughter yesterday. She was born with jaundice So there she was - small round and yellow. We called her *melon*-y

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A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

When the policeman informed his family he said
"There's no easy way to say this"...

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What's yellow and lives off of beatles? Yoko Ono

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Why is Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog is blind too

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