Hilarious Yo Mama So Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Yo Mama So Jokes

Yo Mama so fat I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas

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Yo mama so fat... I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.

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Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

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Yo mama so old... ... I told her to act her age, and she died.

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Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond.

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Yo mama so ugly She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque
Edit: not fixing the typo, deal with it.

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Yo mama so fat... That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.

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Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to clap to get rid of her

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Yo Mama so ugly, She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

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Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.

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Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to snap twice.

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Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her.

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Yo mama so fat... When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.

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Yo mama so fat When she sings.. it’s over.

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Yo mama so fat... When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up

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Yo mama so fat ... The sorting hat put her in waffle house.

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Yo mama so fat We all are seriously concerned about her health

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Yo mama so fat... It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.

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Yo Mama so Fat She can't save files bigger than 4GB.

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Yo mama so fat... that when she says 'no',
it's a mass protest.

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Yo Mama so lazy.... She took 9 months to finish producing a joke.

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Yo mama so fat We are all sincerely concerned for her health

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Yo mama so fat There's an entire movement that thinks she's flat.

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Yo mama so fat, you can see directly behind her Gravitational lensing

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Yo Mama so fat... When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota

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Yo mama so FAT She can’t allocate files over 4 gb

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Yo mama so fat The last time she saw 2017 was on the scale

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Yo mama so fat. If someone kills her it's mass murder.

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Yo mama so fat when I see her on Tinder, I have to swipe twice to get all of her off the screen.

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Yo mama so fat all her toes have their own unique zipcodes!

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Yo mama so fat... That when she takes a bath she doesn't use any water..... and it STILL overflows.

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Yo Mama so ugly..... She went into a haunted house and left with a paycheck.

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Yo MaMa Jokes Yo MaMa so fat, she rolled over a dollar and 4 quarters came out

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Yo mama so fat... ... Jokes on you, Im adopted

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Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for facial recognition.

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Yo mama Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes!

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Yo mama so fat Her CAR has stretch marks

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Yo Mama sooooo big… That when you were born it was a surprise.

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Yo mama so fat.. ..that her doctors require a degree in general relativity

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Yo mama so obese that when she became a social media star... It didn’t matter. She was global.

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Yo mama so fat, I tried to rate her on a scale of 1-10 But she broke the scale.

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Yo mama so ugly... Even the tide won't take her out!

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Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

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Yo mama so hairy She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot

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Yo mama so old and ugly When she looked at the ground she broke up Pangaea

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Yo mama so big and fat, your front door is the garage.

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