Angle Jokes

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?” The bartender says, “Y, the long face.”

Wanna hear a physics pun? If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle

How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines

What do you get when two different pairs of similar angles get in a car accident? a wrecked angle


(This took me one 20 minute shower to think out)

Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted He's never right

There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor

My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend Not sure what his angle is

Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right.

Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right

Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!

Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

My first girlfriend gave me a picture she drew with the words "you're my angle." It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.

Teacher: "What is a compliment to a 45 degree angle?" Student: "My you're looking acute today."

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

How many puppies and babies does it take to paint a room? All depends on the speed and angle of the throw.

What's the difference between relaxation and laziness? The angle of the recliner.

Why was Pythagoras not considered a suspect in murder case? No knew what his angle was.

I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos.

I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me. You just have to look at it from a different angle.

Hey girl, are you an angle? Cos I'm sinning to know you.

What the difference between anime and hentai? The camera angle.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.

What do you call a triangle with four sides and a serious drinking problem? A wrecked angle.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle.

Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad

What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle

A horse walks into a bar and says: 'On a right triangle with sides X, Y, and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?' The bartender says Y, the long face.

Why did the mathematician take so long to take a selfie? He couldn’t figure out acute angle.

I told my girlfriend to stop taking annoyingly diagonal selfies, She told me that they're a cute angle and to stop being obtuse.

What's the best angle to approach any problem? The TRYangle.

Why was the right angle so smart? He had 90 degrees.

Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now.

You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.

You know why the 89 degree angle went to school? He was missing his master's degree.