Hilarious Annoying Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Annoying Jokes

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

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I became a proud father today.... My son's 4 but he's been pretty annoying until now

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As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes

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Water can solve all your issues. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Need to wake up? Splash water on your face. Someone annoying you? Drown them.

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My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?”

I relied with “Don’t you start too”

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I lost my voice today I can't tell you how annoying it is.

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When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying

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I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.

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I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"

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I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out.

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Annoying husband Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

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Me: Hello 911 Operator: hello what's your emergency

Me: these men won't stop laughing at me

Operator: that's annoying but it's not a crime

Me: wtf is manslaughter then

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I finally fixed that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out.

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I said to my friend, “My girlfriend keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character, and it’s getting really annoying!” He said, “Are you mad at her?”

I said, “Geez! Don’t you start too!”

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My wife is a lot like Apple Always finding new and innovative ways to be annoying.

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Wish I could be ugly for just one day. Being ugly everyday is pretty annoying.

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Girl, are you dial-up internet? Because you're really loud and annoying.

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I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out.

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I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying… ..and so does my dad.

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My friend told me to stop singing I’m a believer because she thought it was annoying and I laughed because I though she was kidding But then I saw her face

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is.

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I’m an annoying on the outside, but I’m like an onion. You peel back the layers, find the same thing and just start crying

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What's the most annoying type of person? One who answers their own questions

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The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac... Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.

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I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying and so does my dad.

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I once met a guy named Bien. He was a bit annoying but... I think he meant well

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Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeño business.

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I said to my friend, “My girlfriend keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” He asked, “Are you mad at her?”

I cried, “Geez! Don’t you start too!”

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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? You dont see medical students calling themselves doctors, or arts students calling themselves baristas

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The people at my school are very PC and its so annoying I can't go five minutes without someone asking me if I'd like to update windows

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You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.

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I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car I opened the door & I pushed her out

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I got called pretty yesterday and it felt good! Actually, the full sentence was "You're pretty annoying." but I'm choosing to focus on the positive.

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My grandmother is pushing ninety. She's so strong, bless her. It's just annoying that the bus had to break down.

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Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men? Caitlyn Jenner.

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What do you call an annoying hobbit? Douchebaggins

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I tried to join in on #trashtag, but now I'm in jail. Apparently it doesn't matter how annoying they are, you can't just clear out white trash.

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Why is it annoying dating a waitress? They just want the tip.

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New Annoying Jokes

A nosy identity thief is the absolute worst He has that annoying habit of making other peoples lifes his own

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How to make sure that people will avoid you. when an annoying guy will annoy you, just shout "Kitchen Gun!" and then shout " BANG BANG BANG". enjoy none of those distractions after the procedure!

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Isn't it annoying when law students call themselves judges? It's moronic. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

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My Dad has this annoying habit of spoiling every movie we watch towards the end... He starts tossing off the dog.

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What do you call an annoying dad? A Bother

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They say drinking with your ex is a bad idea, but I think it’s a good way to manage your alcohol If they’re still annoying you, that means you need to drink more.

If you want to sleep with them again, it’s time to cut yourself off for the night.

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What did the son papaya say to the father papaya when the father was annoying the son Papa ya!

(sorry this joke sucks)
#Hispanic joke

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I was singing the song “I’m a Believer” on the train and some lady told me to shut up because she thought it was annoying. I started laughing because I thought she was kidding. But then i saw her face.

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I don't have much against product placement. It's Sony annoying when it's blatantly obvious.

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What is the most annoying disney princess? Poke-ahontas

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Life is like a Zelda Game. It doesn't have a tutorial... ...But it has a bunch of annoying guide characters.

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My coworker asked me if I could be any more annoying... So the next day, I wore tap shoes to work.

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Why are annoying high school girls obsessed with Greek mythology? Because they have Arachne

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My girlfriend gets so annoying this time of year. "Everything needs to be autumnal!" "How's this for autumnal?", I replied. "I'm leafing you."

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Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation? Budapest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently to be clucking annoying. Seriously cluck open range laws sometimes.

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Mosquitos are like family... Annoying but they carry your blood.

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Annoying girlfriends, horrible bosses at work, but landmines?!? That's when I put the foot down.

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I have a couple pets..... .... my dog Peeve is the most annoying

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My friend is a big fan of similes. He's like... ...annoying.

Credit to Demetri Martin.

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Got this new game on my phone called Titanic. It's kind of annoying... Every time I open the app it syncs.

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Annoying Youtubers are like flies They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.

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I've been sober for 14 years now I'm not an alcoholic, just an annoying kid on the Internet

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I'm not racist, but... Qualifiers are the most annoying way to start a sentence

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Everyone said that the Annoying Orange wouldn't get anywhere You were all wrong! He somehow became the president of the USA.

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Whiplash is so annoying It's a real pain in the neck.

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I took the battery out of my carbon monoxide detector. It was annoying me with that infernal beeping noise.

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Both my brothers have parasites, I feel bad for them. They're really annoying but they grow on you.

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Is any word in English more annoying than "bae"? Maybae not.

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What do you call an annoying potatoe? An agi-tater.

Ba-dum-tssss

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My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it's annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo. That's when I put my foot down.

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The Pirates pants A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says to him "why have you got a steering wheel on your pants isn't that annoying".

The Pirate says "Aye its driving me nuts".

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Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..." Yes.

And we called her Amy.

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What did the shoelace say to the annoying rope? Can you knot?

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Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak. Now he's president of the United States.

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I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics... ...I hope you don't mind.

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What's the most annoying thing about a joke that makes no sense? Ouch he says...

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When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeño face

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I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down I couldn't stand him.

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