Hilarious Ant Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Ant Jokes

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.

If it doesn't, it's retardant.

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How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

Edit: Sorry about the repost, heard this joke from a friend, who, in turn, saw it on Twitter. :):

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What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant? Tolerance

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How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.

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If you wanna find the gender of an ant, put it in water. If it drowns, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.

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How can you tell the gender of an ant? You put it in the water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, and if it floats, it’s a buoyant.

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What do you call an old ant? An antique

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There's an easy way to tell an ants gender Put in on water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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How can you tell if an ant is male or female? Throw it in water. If it sinks, its a girl ant, otherwise its buoyant

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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

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You know you can tell the difference between a boy and a girl ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant

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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water If it sinks...girl ant
If it floats....buoyant

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How to tell ant gender Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

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How can you tell the gender of an ant? Put it in water, if it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant

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Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water If it sinks it’s a girl ant, but if it floats it’s a boy ant

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Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men?? He became a mute ant.

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Ant Man? Why don't they just call him uncle?

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How do you tell what gender an ant is? Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats it's buoyant.

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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on water If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: buoyant

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You can test an ant’s gender in water... If you put it in water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If you put it in the water and it floats, buoyant.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by tossing it in water?! If it sinks... girl ant!
If it floats... buoyant!

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What do you call the an ant in a colony who is responsible for establishing incoming trade deals with other ant colonies? Import-ant

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How can you tell whether an ant is a boy or girl? Put the ant in water.
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant!

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Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant? If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it’s a girl ant. However if it doesn’t sink, it’s buoyant.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant. The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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How do you determine the gender of an ant? It's simple. Just put them in water:

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats: boy ant

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How can you tell what gender ants are? Try to put them in water, if it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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How can you tell if an ant is male or female? They're all females, otherwise they'd be uncles.

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How do you pronounce "Aunt"? "Ont", "Ant", or "Goldnt"?

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How do you tell apart a girl ant and a boy ant? the girl ant will sink

^the ^boy ^ant ^will ^float

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If you want to know the gender of an ant put it in water. If it’s a girl it sinks
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If it floats it’s a boy ant

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What species of ant is most hesitant? The reluct ant.

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You can figure out the gender of an ant by throwing it into water If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's boy-ant.

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How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant? Drop it in water, if it floats it’s a boy-ant!

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New Ant Jokes

Size difference Q: What's smaller than a teeny weeny Ant?
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A: An Ant's teeny weeny!

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How do you know an ant is Male. You cant .
Because if it is , they'll be called uncles .

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What kind of fruit do you give to an ant who can’t get married? A cantaloupe!

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There is a way to find out the gender of an ant. If it sinks, it's a girl. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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A guitarist goes undercover in an ant nest A worker ant recognizes the secret agent and shouts "That person over there is not a worker, that is Queen!"

He was trialed for conspiracy.

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Did you hear about the ant that fell asleep in a cucumber? When he woke up he was in a pickle

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What do you call an ant with its own pod? A peasant!

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What do you call an ant who is deaf? A mutant

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You'll never find an ant in a church Because they're inSECTS

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Why the girl ant always drown Because it is not buoyant.

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How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant? Put both in a glass of water. The female ant will sink to the bottom, and the male ant will float at the top because he's... Boyant.

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What do you call two wandering ant lovers Roam-ants

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I was talking to an Italian Entomologist today... He said there was a very simple way to determine the gender of an ant.

He said:

*"You seemply drop them inna tha water.
If eet seenks, shesha girl ant, and iffa eet floats, 'esa boy ant."*

[/Terrible Italian Accent]

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Why do ants like to bite people? They're all ant-agonists

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What kind of ant smells good? Deoderant

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Two ants are at a picnic... Two ants are at a picnic, sitting on a bowl of melon.

One ant says to the other "let's get married and run away together!"

The other ant says "cantaloupe."

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I used to have an ant farm But i had to sell it because I couldn't find any tractors that small.

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Why was the little ant so confused? All of his uncles were ants.

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Who did the ant run away with? Antelope

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of its uncles were aunts

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What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant

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What do you call the study of ant culture? ANT-thropology

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What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common? Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....

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How do scientists determine the genders of an ant? How do scientists determine the genders of an ant? They throw it onto a pool of water. If it floats, it's a boy ant.

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i heard you can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it into a pool. if it sinks; girl ant.
if it floats; boy ant.

(if you repeat it enough times you'll eventually get it)

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What kind of insect or good at math? The account-ant

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