Hilarious Argon Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Argon Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

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That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

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My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

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Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar. The bartender shouted at them: "GET OUT!"

They didn't react.

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

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I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.

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Argon walks into a bar, The bartender says: "hey! I don't serve noble gases"
Argon doesn't react.

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I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here... ...Argon.

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"

Argon doesn't react.

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"

Argon doesn't react.

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I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon

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What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church? Noble Masses.

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Hydrogen walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want a drink? Most of the good ones argon."

Hydrogen doesn't react.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.

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All the periodic jokes Argon? I don't Zinc so.

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I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

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I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke? Nevermind, all the good ones Argon

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Favorite lame chemistry joke Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".

Argon didn't react

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Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"

Argon does not react.

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."

Argon doesn't react.

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Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon

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Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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Why do people only make bad chemisty jokes? Because all the good ones argon.

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Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"

Potassium said "K"

Sodium said "Na"

Argon didn't react.

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What's a pirate's favourite element? Gold of course - what would a pirate want with argon?

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Argon doesn't react.

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I only tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon

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What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon? Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.

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I want to make a science joke. But all the good ones argon.

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I wanted to post a periodic table joke... But all the good ones argon

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Argon walks into a bar The bartender says

>"Argon your not welcome here GET OUT now"

Argon doesnt react

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I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones Argon.

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All the good chemistry puns... Argon

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I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon

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I was trying to come up with a Chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon

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I was about to tell you guys a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

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I was thinking of a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

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I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon

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New Argon Jokes

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says “Sorry but we don’t serve noble gases in here.” Argon doesn’t react.

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I tried to think of a good science joke But all the good ones Argon

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I made a bad chemistry joke and now all my friends argon :(

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I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke. Alas, all of the good jokes argon.

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I would make a science joke, but... All the good ones argon

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke... I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.

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Why aren't there any good chemistry jokes? All the good ones Argon.

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I only tell bad chemistry jokes ..cause all the good ones Argon.

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My teacher said there are no jokes about Lithium and Argon. I called him a LiAr.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."

Argon didn't react.

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I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon

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I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon

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I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon.

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I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

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I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon

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I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon

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