Hilarious Awkward Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Awkward Jokes

A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.

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I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".

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My friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them... Or because the rest of the family was there... Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

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I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come... Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

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A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

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My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work... ...I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever.

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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

**Awkward silence**

Me: It took him a couple bytes

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My best friend got mad at me sniffing his sister's panties It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. Needless to say it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

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I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

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I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward

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David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers.

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That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

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My best friend got mad when he caught me sniffing his sister's panties. It probably didn't help that she was still wearing them, or that his whole family was there too.

It made the rest of his sister's funeral really awkward...

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I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight! Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.

EDIT: Well, this is awkward.

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My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes. He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

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Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

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I got caught sniffing underwear... I got caught sniffing my friend's sister's underwear the other day,

What made it worse was she was still wearing them,

Made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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My nerd friend just got a Ph.D. on the history of palindromes. He is now Dr.Awkward.

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That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment.

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I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward

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It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.

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I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come.. I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.

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That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it... But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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That awkward moment when That awkward moment when the woman you’re dancing behind bends over so you can grind it. But it turns out she just dropped an earring, and no one else in Mcdonalds can hear the music on your iPod.

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If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of their ancestors was likely a Blacksmith. Which kinda puts David Dickinson in an awkward position.

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"Do you know how awkward you are?" "Good, you?"

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I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.

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My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website, Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

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My friend got angry at me for sniffing his sister's panties. It didn't help that they were still on her.

Or that their whole family was watching.

This made the rest of the funeral quite awkward.

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The iPhone 8/10 unveiling was pretty great But the 9/11 announcement will be pretty awkward and unforgettable next year

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You know how awkward it is when you take her hand in yours, squeeze it, but still wonder... ...where the rest of the body is?

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My best friend caught me sniffing his sister's panties It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. He did call the cops though. Needless to say it made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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I remember laying in bed as a child waiting for Santa Claus to come.... Then there was always that awkward silence afterwards as he put his pants on and left.

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If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic... Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

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I was at dinner with my girlfriends family She said "Pass the salt, daddy".

It got really awkward when her father and I both reached for it...

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I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward... ...probably because I wasn't invited...

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My therapist says I'm socially awkward because I misinterpret what people say to me... I'm pretty sure she wants me

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New Awkward Jokes

A man asked his aging wife if she'd be willing to let him sleep with one of her attractive friends. Her response was "Over my dead body!" It made for a very awkward funeral

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That awkward moment when you are driving the wrong way and a traffic cop comes around and asks "How are you doing sir" and you answer.. Fine.

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My friend is mad at me because he recently caught me sniffing his sisters panties. It didn't help that his parents saw too or that she was still wearing them It made the rest of the funeral very awkward

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Two men are new to a philosophical nudist colony . . . In order to break the awkward silence, one man says to the other:

"Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Indeed! I think it's the wicker furniture."

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I was put in an awkward position today my yoga instructor was drunk

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I was put in an awkward position today Apparently my yoga instructor was really drunk

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Why on earth would you want to live in a place called "Ohio"? Ohio isn't something you call a place. Ohio is something you say in the case of mistaken identity. It's like:

"Oh, hi!" [wave], "Oh." [awkward lowering of hand]

I made this one up.

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I learned an evil magic spell to make readers feel great despair with only 3 words. Awkward childhood memories.

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I'm really thankful that Disney/Pixar brought us Toy Story It means I can go to Toys R Us and walk out with a Woody without it being awkward.

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A friend of mine got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them, or because the rest of the family was there.
Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.

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My wife and I were deciding whether we wanted a third child Which is a bit awkward because he's 5.

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Hey girl, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Just enough to be awkward when meeting a girl, hi my names steve.

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A terrorist blows himself up at a Star Trek convention. It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.

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My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling... But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

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I'm like an elephant When I walk into a room it gets awkward

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Why do Slinkys feel awkward all the time? Because the stairs people are always giving them.

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What kind of cookie is awkward and unprofessional to bring to a business meeting? A snickerdoodle

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Push-up Brah Awkward when you call your gym buddy that.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood.

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